alice

Probably the only basket weaver with arthritis under retirement age. Big fan of books, kids, and sunscreen. Not the bestselling author.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

We love our @maddyskorupski5 ♥️

[Oakland Women's Basketball @OaklandWBBall]

New addition to the family.

Let's welcome Madison to the ⚫🟡

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

@ahoffmanwriter @StaciCarl1

Reading to my kiddo before she goes to bed

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

@MarySkorupski1 😊

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

We bleed green in our fam! So damn proud of you, @maddyskorupski5

Just further proof that I have the coolest cousins 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

[Maddy Skorupski @maddyskorupski5]

I’m excited to announce that I’m going to be continuing my academic and athletic career at Michigan State University! Go Green!! @MSU_WBasketball @SuzyMerchant

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

My cousin is the absolute best.

[Mary Skorupski @MarySkorupski1]

@maddyskorupski5 @ClarkstonGBB

[Nick Skorupski @NickSkorupski1]

Well kid @maddyskorupski5 that was fun to watch. Been a long time coming and it almost felt inevitable. Proud of you every day on and off the court and proud of who you are becoming. Love you 5.

[Alice Wong 王美華 @SFdirewolf]

A must-read about the pandemic, ableism, and disability justice by Mia Mingus:

“You Are Not Entitled To Our Deaths: COVID, Abled Supremacy & Interdependence”  https://t.co/Yb0yVpNFUc

#HighRiskCOVID19 #NEISvoid #DisabilityTwitter #CripTheVote
#NoBodyIsDisposable #LongCOVID

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

Peppermint ice cream might be winter’s only redeeming quality.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

I don’t know who decided soft serve ice cream was a summer-only thing, but I object.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

In case you wondered what feeding a 10 month old was like, I just had to dig a piece of ravioli out of my kid’s ear.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

In case you’re wondering what kind of life I live at 29, my new AARP membership cards came in the mail today.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

Microsoft Teams eliminated the face palm emoji and I’m honestly not sure how to communicate in meetings without it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

My infant has started growling at everyone, so apparently my people skills are rubbing off on her.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

I stayed up way past my bedtime to finish a book, just so I could start the new @LisaScottoline book the moment it was delivered today. 🙌🏻🙌🏻
#eternal

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

My three month old just grunted so hard that she growled. In unrelated news, her dad gets to change the next diaper.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

@taylorswift13 dancing in a forest singing is everything I want for 2021.
#GRAMMYs

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

Me: “Thin mints should only be eaten frozen.”
Husband: “they taste the same either way.”

Well, we’ve had a good run.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

My infant just giggled and I don’t ever need to hear any other sound but that ever again.

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

My cousin is cooler than your cousin. 🙌🏻🙌🏻

@maddyskorupski5

[The Oakland Press @TheOaklandPress]

2021 Girls Basketball Preview: Top 30 players in Oakland County https://t.co/ygjoF8RY8I

[alice @AliceMMHoffman]

Husband: “I can do this without waking the baby up.”

Famous last words, y’all.