Alice May

[Alice May @AliceMayKO]

Dominic Specter the man that you are

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Americans after they find out that a group of fish is called “school”

[sofi VA A VER A SKZ🇦🇷 @sweetnmaniac]

DEJENLA COGER EN PAAAAAAZ dios si dua lipa le mete un balazo a un paparazzi yo voy a estar ahí para defenderla

[ziam ❤️‍🔥 (gay sexianna) @ziam0d]

coworker i’ve had a crush on for 2 years asked my friend out

[27. @dimvji]

i’m always in a rush to get home just to do nothing but lie down

[🐍คุณวอแว @MrNattt]

เเคที่เพอรี่เทเล่อสวิฟ เจนี่คริส ยังคืนดีกันได้

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

woke up feeling like a stupid fаggоt

[Rae @raepotus]

Ants when they see sugar

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You are not depressed. You just need a job that pays well.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Telling people to work harder but not telling companies to pay better is wild.

[° @binx7h]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

buying clothes might just be the best form of self love

[dérick @noqueefsgiven]

i want a bigger clitoris i'm gonna cry

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[VIC @heisvic3]

Twitter is so boring now.Nothing original, just fake screenshots and recycled tweets everywhere

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

all this stress just to die on a random day

[Alice May @AliceMayKO]

@morguesnuffer j🦴 please

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Odio las apps que te apagan la música cuando las abres, como qué tan jodidamente importantes se creen que son

[Chloe @Chloetesfaye03]

i suck dick purely for my own pleasure i don’t really gaf how it feels for him

[heavn @noneedforsaving]

me next to my type