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[Carlie ˙⋆✮ @CARLIEB0T]

Update: She’s a menace.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

@MoSalah Well said Mo!

[mariana Z @mariana057]

When I was a little kid, I used to think "this little pig went to market," meant it was going shopping!

[Laura 🖤🤍 @lspark_89]

KNEECAP at Glastonbury 🇮🇪🇵🇸

#FreePalestine

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

Men: there is a male loneliness epidemic :( it’s so hard :(
also men the moment they come close to any women ever:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’," per FORTUNE:

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Almost like women gained rights!

[AshDHD 🦭 @ash_dhd]

They better hatch dragons for £19

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

idk who needed to hear this but in about 35 days the sun will start setting at 7pm

[our beautiful rat king @tenderpbj]

“exciting news” is an understatement about something that has me in tears

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me, all week to everything: "I'll do it at the weekend"

Also me, the entire weekend:

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Thats Because Chadwick Boseman Was A Real Fucking SuperHero

[Kong Monke @Kong_The_Monke]

skill issue

[nanasversion @nansversion]

the blind mouse in shrek: