alice hamilton

misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

fuck it here is a 28 page episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia I wrote. Probably the best thing I’ve ever written and I want someone to enjoy it.

[the wizard @sampladelica]

Ive been telling maga dudes “its really nice to meet another gay trump fan “ for years and they never know what to do

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@VulgarMarxist w/e man bottom line is you deserve to be alone.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

guys say dumb shit like “some men out there can never get girls no matter what they do” to which I reply “for every ugly man there is an equal and opposite ugly woman he could get with” to which the guys always clarify that sex with ugly women doesn’t count as “getting girls”

[🦄🍭🐇🍡 @maryamderp]

i hate that women have to be considered attractive before theyre considered people

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@VulgarMarxist trans people deserve better than you and they know it. that’s why they turn you down. can I see your face? I wanna know what ai considers a 7-8/10

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@SimplyNoc1 https://t.co/xFHZfbiqbA

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

Yeah. There are roughly equal numbers of straight men and straight women. In our society, almost everybody’s desired type of relationship is monogamy, with women being even more likely to desire that. A dude can talk about sexual market value or whatever, but that’s a free 1/2

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@VulgarMarxist “trans men” being your (implied) example of the bottom of the dating barrel… shows exactly why you’re undesirable.

I can’t bring you around my trans friends so we’re not dating. that’s a you problem. fix your heart. women love guys with a kind heart.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@Detinsx @kantkillmyego ask me how tall my boyfriend of 7 years is

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@lil_pedicure @kantkillmyego then let’s see the study it’s based on. no rush. get back to me whenever is most convenient for you.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@BTHBcRMY @kantkillmyego yes and no and no

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@BradMcCaffery @kantkillmyego and the term incel was invented by a woman dumbo

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@BradMcCaffery @kantkillmyego how many of those 6 guys would want to date/marry her? have kids with her? be honest. women are not at some sort of sexual advantage just because almost any man out there would be happy to use our body for half an hour. male sexual attraction is a danger to our physical safety.

[Ash (he/ him) @Schumacher_The]

Homophobic and transphobic. Please don’t leave out that he died protecting his trans husband, Tristan.

[Sam Goldfinger @SamGoldfinger_]

My friend from college told me he got a new tattoo nothing could have prepared me for this

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@kantkillmyego @ViniVidiCringi no I’m sticking with shame. y’all are shamefully stupid. go on then. keep getting advice on women from men. eventually it WILL work! I promise!

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@ViniVidiCringi @kantkillmyego men are fishermen and women are the fish yall try to reel in…. I can see why the hoes don’t fuck with you 🥴

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@ViniVidiCringi @kantkillmyego “I don’t take advice on construction from construction workers. Why would I ask a servant how to serve me?”

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@kantkillmyego this graph isn’t true dumbo

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@ViniVidiCringi @kantkillmyego I’m telling yall ways to improve but you’re convinced it’s hopeless out there for men no matter what. guess I’ll leave you to your misery. go be a monk. find inner peace.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@kantkillmyego men talk about fucking ugly women all the time. quit playing stupid.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@kantkillmyego @ViniVidiCringi the average man is obsessed with porn. making him very undesirable. you wanna blame women instead of working on yourselves.