alice hamilton

misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

fuck it here is a 28 page episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia I wrote. Probably the best thing I’ve ever written and I want someone to enjoy it.

[7 @zithekyd]

its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@nokia_iii I could totally see this tattoo being penitential 😭😭

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

do you think he got this tattoo to try and strengthen his resolve? like I bet he was feeling so tempted and thought this would help him not to cheat. like I’m getting guilty conscience from this

[cody @angeIfxck]

the idea of cheating when u have this tattoo. the idea of cheating with someone who has this tattoo. tbh the idea of this tattoo.

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

took her 408 days but she finally managed to squeeze out a real tear 💧

[Crystal Smallen @CrystalSmallen]

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@Yung_Dosa the way those eye bags are the focal point of the entire image 🥴

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

damn if redbar ain’t covering this h3h3 cheating scandal you know he must really be dead 🥲

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

this is why your boss be saying “we’re a family here” 😂 they want you to feel bad

[Chiko Biscuit ✨ @Rainbow_Wxtch]

Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭

[Jonas ‧₊ ♪˚⊹ Kurt Cobain's Manager @kurtcobainyaoi]

You genuinely couldn't pay me to give a fuck if someone is a documented immigrant or not

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@LuvieeStarves all cheaters do this btw

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@yy777111yy7 @justalexoki my next one is free!

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@yy777111yy7 @justalexoki wow ur so smart and correct a true genius bla bla bla now back to work on those birth pods!

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@Rthomas731 @justalexoki imagine looking at the violent crime statistics and not realizing the data inarguably proves girls are better than boys

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@yy777111yy7 @justalexoki pls keep working hard on those birth pods! 🙏🏽💕

- A selfish lazy feminist who would love to have kids without being pregnant or giving birth

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

@czechiaenjoyer @justalexoki yes be sure to punish your sister in law because a viral post got you paranoid. very normal and healthy 😊

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

cops are so stupid

[clara @xocybrluv]

eu me mato. nao to nem brincando. prefiro morrer do que ser obrigada a ser mãe pra manter um sistema funcionando

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

resisting the too-online urge to post my crimes on main 😌

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

look at france and then look at this

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

Israel is a murderous apartheid state which has no right to exist in Palestine. Israel does have a right to exist IN GERMANY. OR POLAND. HELL Y’ALL CAN HAVE AUSTRIA TOO! THEM NIGGAS OWE YOU!!!