Alice Springs Rollers

Official account of the Alice Springs Rollers. 2 time North Conference champions 2022 & 2023 #ThatsHowWeRoll
This is an NBL parody account.

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FULL TIME | We needed an extra 5 minutes in the Headland, but we secured the win and the North Conference championship! No time to celebrate yet. It's on to the grand final to face the winner of @SydneySeaKings and @perthbandits this Sunday!

#RollingInto23 #ThatsHowWeRoll

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@HedlandBlowies @NBAMemes We can confirm we reached out to Kemba, but with just a few days before our regular season starts we may not be able to sign him in time for him to play our first round matchup vs. @TownsvilCougars

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Congratulations to the Perth Bandits for the convincing blow out win over us tonight in Alice.

Let's ROLL it back for our final preseason fixture @TownsvilCougars this weekend.

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Welcome to the bald side! @KingJames joining elite company... by that we of course mean Alex Caruso 🤫

[ESPN @espn]

.@KingJames showing off a new look 😁

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@JMacDonald91 NBL better watch out, it's about to be hot in the tropics!

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@Briggs Just two GOATs in one photo! Come play for Alice @Patty_Mills 😉

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Ins And Outs brought to you by In-N-Out Burger:

✅ “Action” Jackson has returned to the team and will start tonight Vs. Perth after our team doctors misidentified his illness as a hepatitis infection
✅ Kernich-Drew and Bairstow have touched down in Alice and will start tonight

[Alice Springs Rollers @AliceRollers]

FRESH THREADS!
Brand new jerseys our team will be ROLLING out this season!
#ThatsHowWeRoll #RollingInto23

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Preseason action coming your way from Alice Springs as the Bandits ROLL into town! #ThatsHowWeRoll

📍 Alice Basketball
⏰ Tonight 7pm ACST (that's 5:30pm for you Westerners)
🏀 vs. @perthbandits
👥 key matchup: Shaq vs. Jawai

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@perthbandits

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@HedlandBlowies @Tksed_1 Territory rules! 😎

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@HedlandBlowies @Tksed_1 But it's a soft cap with a luxury tax

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@HedlandBlowies Well at least we don't have the same person running social media and security at Alice Basketball 😅

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@HedlandBlowies Idk about you but I'm staying in Darwin until the season starts. They've got the second best league in the country playing their pre-season tournament there right now so I'm just soaking in the atmosphere.

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@HedlandBlowies @heraldsunsport @NBL @MelbUnited @SEMelbPhoenix @MickRandallHS Rivalry for the ages, and we running it back for Round 1 next month. Best of luck with your next pre-season fixture against @perthbandits, you're gonna need it. 😂

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@HedlandBlowies Reports suggest he missed his last scheduled hepatitis vaccine. We will of course keep everyone posted

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First game of the AUBL Preseason starts tonight, and Darwin gets to see Shaq take the Aussie court for the first time!

📍Darwin Basketball Complex
⏰ 6:00pm ACST
🏀 vs. @HedlandBlowies
📊 live stars and scores here on our Twitter

[Alice Springs Rollers @AliceRollers]

@HedlandBlowies We can assure you we take all injury concerns seriously, and the case at hand appears to pose a "serious risk of transmission" in the locker room. Under doctors orders he will not travel with the team for tonight's game.