Alice

allyson with a why || she/her

[claudia @H0LYMALICE]

sorry my nose gets wet like a dog in the winter because of my septum ring do you still think im hot

[ang @cybermrcury]

First day of May and I’m still in love with you

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot

[Willow Bloom ♡ 🌱 @willowbloomx]

@brujabitchh Literallly now that I’m grown why would I continue to put myself through the mental and emotional abuse that comes with the relationship? No thank youu

[Alice @AliceSunKay]

@fckevrythinisok 😻😻😻😻

[clare @sadderlizards]

meet me under the full moon

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

a cool green jacket is like lingerie to me

[aries fairy ☽˚｡⋆ @sopapiaaa]

My little brother called me at 1am lastnight crying throwing up bc his gf dumped him.. BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER? I’m like you’re not fucking serious rn cry some more

[outer skanks @skanks17]

My unemployed friend called me and asked if I wanted to come over and play wii bowling at 8:31 AM. No job will ever be more satisfying than what he’s got going on.

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Nobody messier than a bisexual gemini

[Alice @AliceSunKay]

Boutta baby proof my kitchen because I keep eating in my fucking sleep

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

How I look after I crawl into my bf bed and lay on his chest and pull the blankets over us and he kiss me on my forehead very very gently

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein

[trash jones @jzux]

dream blunt rotation but it’s just me and my parents and they’re saying they’re sorry

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

now that’s how you film a catastrophe bravo

[Я @LJJM__]

If we as a society hated rich people even a fraction of how much we hate poor people we could actually get somewhere