Alice

tech tinkerer. prev @Harvard

[Alice @AliceTheePalace]

she hockeystick my growth until I IPO

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This Pride month, I’m publicly calling on Mayor Mamdani to address the gay top shortage in New York City

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you’re telling me a crab rangooned this wonton?

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does PM stand for Product Manager or Pick Me ?

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The year is 2030. AGI is here. Your job has been replaced by AI. Your main form of income is participating in class action lawsuits against major tech companies. You spend the rest of your time hanging out with friends. Life is good.

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@Ricky_Molnar @ssvankai Spider-touille: anyone can code

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why would I want my salad to be chopped

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I want to invent a form of social media where you have to pass a basic intelligence test in order to post

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@postproctorism Wait I meant the Williamsburg Bridge. The McDonald’s fountain Diet Coke is key

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@postproctorism I get a Diet Coke from the McDonald’s at Delancey Essex then walk over the Manhattan Bridge at dusk, no headphones on (for safety)

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our planet is so beautiful 🥹

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Alice @AliceTheePalace]

Third Wave coffee culture (single origin beans etc) cafes are all so sterile and clinical with the most uncomfortable hard wooden stools. Completely opposite of the cozy cafe vibe I’m looking for. Is it too much to ask for upholstery and a rug

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@ptrkbrn @LauraRbnsn @LeftistHank It’s giving
https://t.co/BFlvMjBu0X

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@mrperusse “Do as I say, not as I do”

[Alice @AliceTheePalace]

@Colin_d_m 1) Post-Cold War pop culture like Star Wars that was heavily geared towards men increased male interest in STEM and particularly in computers
2) Nerd culture in the US is socially stigmatized (as compared to say, China) and young girls are likely more penalized for participating

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@FortunateFolk Hello

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deciding on my next employer based on if they have bidets at the office or not

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@nealagarwal This is the plot of “Wuthering Heights”

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code red for Toodle Loo bathroom map app 🚨 ‼️

[Google Maps @googlemaps]

Finally, you can ask Maps to “Find me a public toilet nearby where I don’t need to wait in line to buy something."

Welcome to the future.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

my biological glock is ticking

[Alice @AliceTheePalace]

@nealagarwal Why does this lowkey remind me of the animal speed comparison videos https://t.co/FwHGAOURXP