Alice.White

Nevertheless, she persisted

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

It is with great sadness we announce that Alice White has passed.

She died suddenly in a fit of passion pegging a mediocre white man. At his request, the lover’s name will not be released due to his high-profile position on Pittsburgh City Council.

May her memory be a blessing

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

.@CharlandBob has definitely thought about the fuckability of Pixar characters.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob dudeee stfu, its Friday-- don't ruin the weekend vibes by speaking.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob We really need you to sneak away to another city and not come back.

Carson Steet Deli does fucking slap.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob That camel is pretty cool, though.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob Inflating a bouncy house is the closest @CharlandBob has come to bringing housing development to his district.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob @SSChamberPGH Just keep them inside you apartment with the rest of you weird body.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob trash taking out trash

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob of course you're against WVU, they burn couches aka your lovers

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob Darrin also doesn't dance like he was born with a glass hip.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

By the way, your performance in the Witcher was fucking trash too.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

.@Charlandbob, what is happening with your hair? Get a better haircut you fucking diseased hedgehog.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

How much can you bench, @CharlandBob?

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob do you have friends, @CharlandBob?

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob Glad you are finally referring to yourself with the proper pronoun, "it."

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob It is sad that you have to force a cop take you out to see what Saturdays are looking like, but congratulations on finally getting a date. Fucking loser.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob Surging with what? The Bob Charland strain of gonorrhea?

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@SenPisciottano @PisciottanoPA Oh, I'm so down for some meat, Mr. Pisciottano.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob just stop looking into mirrors my dude, you'll see so much less trash.

[Alice.White @AliceWhite0926]

@CharlandBob "Ew!" Is the perfect headline any article with your picture.