Alice Winterhold

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Once when I was a kid I missed my stop and then went ahead 5 stops panicking until I finally talked myself into pushing the button and the bus driver proceeded to yell at me infront of a bus full of other teenagers and took my bus pass away because I had travelled out of my bus

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

there was nothing I could do but watch. I have been there before, I used to have very long hair but chopped it all in a moment of fury. Luckily for me I have preferred it shorter ever since. Techboy is not so happy to lose the handlebars. Anyway hope you’re having a good weekend

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Have you ever sat helplessly watching a loved one losing their mind and hacking at their face with a pair of scissors? That was me yesterday because Techboy got overstimulated and decided to chop the handlebars from his beloved moustache. I knew he was breaking his own heart but

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Logically of course I know it’s unlikely my face is falling off. Every time I have felt my face falling off, it’s still there later on. Unless this time it really is falling off, which would be quite terrible but at least validating

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Okay? Please? Alright, maybe I’m not literally a baby. Maybe I’m grown, maybe I’m so grown, oh god, oh no

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

I HAVE BEEN CONSUMED! WHY WOULD ANY CREATURE WANT TO DO THIS TO ME?

Edit: these are mosquito bites people calm down

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Look at you babes. I have so many cutie patooties in my phone

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

It’s actually quite a burden

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

STORY TIME!

I was laying in bed with Techboy last night watching The Great British Bakeoff season 9, as we do most evenings, I was mid chuckle over one of Rahul’s classic self deprecating comments when techboy held up his phone with concern. I don’t remember exactly what he

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Answered the door to the delivery guy

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Accurate

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

What a crazy party this was. Remember that part when that thing happened? Insanity! By the way, that’s a pimple patch on my face, before you all start telling me there’s something on my face. Well there is something on my face, so you’d be right, but I do already know about it

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

My voice is normal, actually

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

I went to Thorpe park with Techboy one Halloween and decided to go into the scare mazes. I was incredibly high because that was how I functioned in public back then. It treated my overactive startle response at the time(it no longer does). So anyway, one of the mazes consisted of

[Alice Winterhold @AliceWinter091]

Happy Halloween 🎃 I was going to get Techboy a Shaggy costume but I forgot. I forget a lot of the things I want to remember and remember a lot of the things I want to forget. Well anyway hope you have a good day