Alice Davidson

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

This is what football is all about

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

him, on facetime: you’re so beautiful

me:

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me ignoring all hints until you say it with your chest

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Ecuador kick off the World Cup today.

Here's their captain Enner Valencia faking an injury to avoid getting arrested over £13k of unpaid child support.

The former Everton striker was driven away on a stretcher while 13 policemen gave chase.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Guess we’ll get them next year troops

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

Well that’s just terrific x

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I be like "omg i have so much to do" and just lay down and do nothing

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

THIS is the graphic that you all need to share today.

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

That satisfying moment when you see the message before they delete it>>>>

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Happy Mean Girls Day x

[jodie 🇵🇸 @yupfinglas]

there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins

[Dieudonne @MrMass93]

Every time there’s a press conference with Boris 😭😭😭https://t.co/0j03dd12r2

[dan jones. @DanielJonees]

Hahahah this geezer on the news 😂😂

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

how tf am I an essential worker ??

[a☁️ @ammara_xj]

im deaddd 😭😭😭