Alice Woods

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@HMRCcustomers every time I try to phone the num to set up a payment plan I get cut off after giving my details and the option is not available online. How am I meant to set up a plan if I cannot get thru??
I have tried the following:0300 200 3835, 0300 200 3822 and 0300 200 3820

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@Hermesparcels I have received an email telling me my parcel has been delivered which it has not. The online chat and phone no only tell me that it has been delivered and shows the 'signature' as proof. Where is my parcel and why can I not speak to a real person to resolve this??

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

Just redeemed another £5 Amazon voucher! #gener8 @Gener8Ads

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@Gymshark_Help I’ve been stuck in the queue now for nearly an hour??

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@Gymshark I’ve been in the queue now for 45 minutes 😢😢 why is my checkout not progressing?? I’m worried I’ll lose all my items.

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

Networking and learning lots at #womenintechdublin! #womenintech #madetoengage #womenwhocode #femaledeveloper #tech #wintechseries @ The Convention Centre Dublin https://t.co/7dYVFgdvmk

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

Can’t believe it’s taken me this long to listen to @beanstoast. It’s making me grin like an idiot in work! So good! #newmusic #beansontoast

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

🙌🏻 https://t.co/yiYGLEStze

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Why didn’t you say something?

I did.

Why didn’t you push him off?

I did.

Why didn’t you cuss him out?

I did.

Why didn’t you tell the police?

I did.

Why didn’t you press charges?

I did.

Why did you just let it happen?

I didn’t.

Why didn’t you beat him up?

(Sigh)

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

YES! ❣️ https://t.co/ohM5vthgxK

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

So happy to announce:
NBC IS PICKING UP BROOKLYN 99 for SEASON 6!!!

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@joelneill Better to reach out now than say ‘what if?’ in 6 months..

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@nolan_north @JustinRoiland @danharmon More Rick and Morty just makes my heart happier.

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@CarrieHFletcher Same to the man on my train who refused to move his bag from the EMPTY seat beside him for standing passengers (inc. elderly and pregnant women). Extra points for avoiding eye contact too 😒

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

#airportcocktails

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

Well #AscendLondon2018 it’s been a (pun intended) flying visit, but now it’s time to head back to Belfast.. 😴 but not before a cheeky airport cocktail 🍸

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

The awesome @PerGunsarfs giving us devs all the latest updates on Episerver Commerce at #AscendLondon2018 #episerver #developer

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

Getting into the nitty gritty with web assemblies at #AscendLondon2018 ... #emvp #developer

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

After an early flight, I’m ready to soak it all in at #AscendLondon2018 ! #madetoengage #episerver #developer

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

They may have caught the Golden State Killer! It’s been a very stressful/exciting/emotional evening for us all.

[Alice Woods @Alice_Woods]

@emz161 #skynet

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The Schrödinger's cat of programming:

If I don't look at Jira, there aren't any tickets assigned to me.