AliceandDot

Mrs. Robinson is my spirit animal. You've been warned.

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

My ten year-old self cannot believe I am saying this, but it looks like we really dodged a bullet not marrying Kirk Cameron. #KirkCameron

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

I will never respond to a message that says "hit me back if you like what you see." #onlinedatingisforthebirds #onlinedating #datingtips

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

#Mississippi - The poorest state w/highest unemployment, most obesity and worst education just passed a law to protect themselves from gays.

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

@Yvonne_Style If they don't, fans should take up the call and start filming their own versions of what happens next!

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

"Will fans still be too angry to tune back in in October?" The real cliffhanger. #TWDFinale #TheWalkingDead #WalkingDead

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

When I say I'm #movingtoCanada if #Trump wins, what I'm really saying is "I don't feel safe in a country that would elect him."

[Jason Reitman @JasonReitman]

Begging @JustinTrudeau to tweet a photo of his engraved bong. 🇨🇦 https://t.co/qdEcpqrDmZ

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

Sometimes when I see what is "trending" on Facebook (and other social media), I understand why Donald Trump is still a candidate.

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

New year's resolution: i will stop lording it over my son that I carried him in my belly for nine months. That's weird.

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

You know you've officially memorized The Big Bang Theory's theme song when it wakes you up at 4 a.m. #earwormalarmclock.

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

If my dog is the same size as a large cat, shouldn't i be able to train him to pee in a litter box?

[Kelkulus @kelkulus]

Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying "Home Alone" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies.

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

"A whole new world" of cuckoo. https://t.co/0MkhXxkii0 via @hayesbrown @buzzfeednews

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

"You've Got Mail" would have been a very different film in the age of Tinder.

[Scott Myers @GoIntoTheStory]

Full Scholarship to Spain Writers Retreat for a Go Into The Story reader! Deadline: Friday, Dec. 18! https://t.co/y06K169Xe3 #screenwriting

[Dianna Ippolito @DiannasEye]

We love @ChristinaSWren @Racingthemovie @ClassicCars_Mag @Vegas #vietnam #comingofage #beatles #racemovie #love #war

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

Someone else I know is "stranded" abroad with no hope of getting home unless I wire them money. Soon, I won't have any friends left at all.

[RacingtotheAltar✌️ @Racingthemovie]

Cant wait to pitch my film @Racingthemovie @AFMOFFICIAL @DunneGriffin @LasVegas @cccars @emilymarieloise #roadmovie

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

I'd be more surprised if #BoyGeorge said he hadn't slept with #Prince ...

[AliceandDot @AliceandDot]

It's going to be a sad day when my dog figures out that birds can fly and squirrels can climb trees.