AliceNWonderland

Jesus❤️r | 📖 Eph 2:4|ETBU alum 🐯| potato enthusiast 🥔| Accountant 🔢| @fossil 👜|SC: alicenguedry📷|KAF 💑💍 6.6.20| 👶🏻💙: Kole|

[AliceNWonderland @AlicenFerguson]

Mr. steal your girl.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

client: me:

[MATT GRAY @matt_gray_]

Stephen Hawking once said something that changed the way I interact with my team:

“Quiet people have the loudest minds.”

Why this is so important:

[AliceNWonderland @AlicenFerguson]

@doutaxsolutions Yeah no that’s ridiculous!

[Garrett Guedry @garrett_guedry]

I hate cancer. I hate it with every fiber in my being.

[Mike Sylvester, CPA @FortWayneCPA]

Client: Are you sure I did not send you an email about the 1.2 million in stock options I exercised in Dec 2023?

Me: Yes I just checked.

Client: I am sure I did.

Me: Ok check your sent email and let me know, I will wait it should take two minutes.

Client: Crap, I did not send it to you. Are you sure I owe this much?

Me: Yes, yes I am...

April 11th conversation. I think we all have one or two of these this time of year.

#cpa #ea #tax

[Garrett Guedry @garrett_guedry]

My name is Garrett Guedry.

I am a lifelong Texan, a long-time resident of Beaumont, and have long, familial ties to East Texas. I serve as a full-time Firefighter/Paramedic in the city of Baytown and own a digital media consulting agency focused on political and advocacy campaigns. Above all, I'm a husband and the proud father of a wonderful 3-year-old daughter. It's with her future in mind that I've decided to step forward as a candidate for SREC SD-3 Committeeman.

My core mission is to enhance the Republican Party's strength, unity, and adherence to core principles, leaving it in a better state for future generations. My aim is to cultivate a GOP that not only reveres its foundational legacy but also champions a future where our children are proud to inherit it's mantle. This endeavor isn't merely about preserving the past; it's about nurturing a party culture rooted in honor, liberty, and visionary leadership. We have to UNITE to forge a Republican Party that our children will be proud to uphold, delighted to identify with, and motivated to lead into a new era. #txlege

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

working 14 hours a day for months just to be the most mid accountant ever

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years in microsoft excel

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

trial balance check = 0.00

[AliceNWonderland @AlicenFerguson]

Me currently https://t.co/7OcNtaQyHJ

[AliceNWonderland @AlicenFerguson]

Here for Queen B in her country era!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I HAVE TWO MOODS:
1. "constant panic and worrying about every little detail."
2. "IT IS WHAT IT IS."

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

when the partner promises something to the client by the next day

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

if you want a midlife crisis in your 20s then accounting is for you

[Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬 @wiseconnector]

Dear 2024

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

the most important skill for an accountant is to learn how to google

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

if you’re reading this, you’re about to become the highest paid person in your family. you’re breaking generational financial curses with each step you take. claim it now.