Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm a slut for a good spreadsheet

[Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @AlieFlo]

Play dumb bitch games, win dumb bitch prizes

[Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @AlieFlo]

@terbergalert You got this you nerd. You're meant to be there. next time your imposter syndrome says some dumb shit imagine me fighting it

[Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @AlieFlo]

@terbergalert Though to be fair I don't think he had them at the same time, he just abandoned the first one for the second one.

[Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @AlieFlo]

@terbergalert Hey, my dad's dad's dad ALSO had two families!

[David Gura @davidgura]

I got @BobbyAllyn a gift:

[Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @AlieFlo]

"never have I eaten ass ... Oh wait I have"

[🌊 jewel @jeweljenga]

gaming terms are weird. like oh you're carrying me? what's next, gonna hold me gently? cradle my head in your hands? you gonna kiss me? is that our strategy?

[Erin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @AlieFlo]

@vaguelyasianx Mary would not be happy.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

So the guy who flirted with buying this site to 'defend free speech' just fired a bunch of his spaceship employees for speaking out to criticize his behavior and failing leadership? Got it.

[Kaitlin Ruiz @Kaitlin_M_Ruiz]

remember how fast they worked when people stood outside Kavanaugh’s house with cardboard

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Keep going, folks, I'm sure you'll find the answer that isn't the extremely obvious one!

[Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler]

The Onion is not playing today.

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

it's pretty funny that elon musk is the richest guy in the world right. like not trying to throw down support for Jeff Bezos but the man owns amazon like. he owns a company everyone uses constantly. what even is a tesla has anyone ever seen one

[Scott Santens @scottsantens]

@elonmusk Nice drawing, but I think I'm going to instead believe the actual data visualizations looking at polarization trends.

[Big Joel @biggestjoel]

What is this argument? People innately want only the amount of regulation that the government demands? What does elon musk think capitalism is? How does he justify running his own company? Does he think that kind of power structure is necessitated by American law? I’m so confused

[wolf alex @gothtacular]

'landlord' and 'landlady' are needlessly gendered words. pls be more inclusive by using 'landbastard' instead

[biruktiwrites on bluesky @BiruktiWrites]

12 websites that've helped* me immensely as a writer🧵

*like i can't function without some of them