Just found out some girl I went to highschool with is now one of those girls 'alpha males' surround themselves with to feel less self conscious WTF is life.
Just saw a man leaving the grocery with four whole cloves of garlic in one hand... And that was IT. Like, why did you need that much garlic? Where was he going? Did he need it all now? Why was he only using one hand? Is that the designated garlic hand? So many questions.