Jean Claude Man Ham

Take me to your feeder. 👽🍖

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If there was ever anyone primed to do a scathing impersonation of Klaus Schwab it’s @eddiepepitone 🙏

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@JamesUrbaniak In the early internet days he had his own website where you could contact him about licensing his plays and read some of his writings. It was so much fun to peruse the site map. What a guy!

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🧵#Vancouver

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Why is #Vancouver so screwed?
Let me explain.
Let’s say you’re a super successful criminal from anywhere in the world. Maybe a war profiteer, a human trafficker, a pharma oligarch, an old money overlord or something like that.
Now let’s say you have four kids.

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… in #Vancouver.

I hope this helps.

[Jean Claude Man Ham @AlienGourmand]

Why is #Vancouver so screwed?
Let me explain.
Let’s say you’re a super successful criminal from anywhere in the world. Maybe a war profiteer, a human trafficker, a pharma oligarch, an old money overlord or something like that.
Now let’s say you have four kids.

[Jean Claude Man Ham @AlienGourmand]

The last kid is an uncontrollable mess. Clueless and a danger to your empire. Maybe they’re an addict, or burn money, or they’re simply stunned and socially incapable. This kid is kept at arms length. You give them a trust fund, a lawyer’s phone number, and buy them a condo…

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@JamesUrbaniak Pervs.

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@JamesUrbaniak Pugh Live Crew

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The White Lotus is the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel of Magnolia.

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We live in a world where elected politicians expect you to treat them like royals and royals expect you to treat them like elected politicians.