Alien

PEACE MY ASS!

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

و تشير آخر إحصائياتنا إن كل شوية ناس بيقولوا على ناس ولاد وسخة، ولاد وسخة في نظر شوية ناس تانية.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

I only have two words for you guys after spending more than 30 years on Earth, specifically in Egypt: "Use protection"

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

People need to be needed.
People want to be wanted.
People hate to be hated.
People love to be loved.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Missing being missed

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Dear humans,
Your time is the most precious thing that you can give to someone, because you can't get it back.
#AlienFacts

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Your plan should be dying young as late as possible.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

حقيقي مش لاقي منطق لطريقة تفكير البني آدمين

ليه الرجاله بشعر أبيض شكلهم صايع/جامد بس الستات بشعر أبيض شكلهم يع/عواجيز!

#إزدواجية_بالتقلية

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

"لو بس كنت واطي إبن وسخة"
كل ولاد الوسخة -

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

#BreakingNews... Attention #Egyptians:
If this tweet reached 10K retweets, our mothership will take Sisi back home.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Take Me To Your Dealer. 👽

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

No one is you, and that's your power.

Just kidding, that's good for us.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

إضغط ريتويت هنا و سنجعل كل مشاكلك تختفي.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

V for ......................

Kindly #retweet

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

كل واحد بيبقى له هدف كبير في حياته، طول ما هو لسه عايش يبقى لسه عنده أمل يحققه. أوسخ حاجه ممكن تحصل إنه يحس باليأس في تحقيق الهدف ده… هايموت

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Schizophrenia level: I really don't care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

You know what's wrong with this planet?
Humans.

#AlienFacts

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you will end up married!

#AlienFacts

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Sober me hates almost every single decision drunk me makes.

#AlienFacts

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

I'm not saying that you are a whore, it's called an adult entertainer.

#PoliticallyCorrectness
#AlienFacts

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

You are now as young as you will ever be again… So, you better start doing things the "older you" would thank you for.

#AlienFacts

[Alien @AlienInEgypt]

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park.