AlienLane Management

Management company for great bands. Tape/Off, Screamfeeder, We All Want To and The Valery Trails.

Sometimes we comment on stupidity. You've been warned.

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@noplaceforsheep Can’t Jillian Segal just make it compulsory for it to be sung in every school and university?

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@g_zilla_xo @taxinator I don’t think anyone’s gonna have kids with you champ. Off you fuck.

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@Hon_PeterDutton Given what Anastasia, Jackie Trad, Grace Grace and the others, including the CFMEU, did to Queensland for 9 years, it’d be nice to never hear any of their names ever again.

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@Jansant @FranceskAlbs @LeiblerMark To be fair there is no Hebrew word for apology… o

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@doctormcdougall @SKULLHORNETS @JasonKPargin I think they might be NRL dolphins….

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@conornoconnor First a war criminal, now music criminals. What a time to be an Aussie.

[Peter Murphy @PeterWMurphy1]

Stellar commentary by cartoonist @JessHarwoodArt. #auspol #nswpol #HerzogVisit #CancelHerzog #HerzogNotWelcome

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@nxd1979 @NickSolheim C’mon guys. That’s just so unnecessary…

Nick lets everyone fuck his wife for nothing, as long as he gets to watch from inside the closet…

[Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones 🇵🇸🍉🇮🇷 @JonesHowDareYou]

Wilcox. #auspol #GrassRoots

Have to give it to Cathy Wilcox for nailing the fact these calls for a Royal Commission are in fact a racist, Islamophobic, anti-Palestinian, pro-Israeli genocide crusade.

[Living Eyes (Radio Birdman & Hard-Ons documentary) @LivingEyesFilms]

Today I wrote to the ABC Managing Director, Hugh Marks, the Chair, Kim Willimas, the ABC Board, and the ABC Advisory Committee, offering the ABC broadcast rights to 'The Most Australian Band Ever!' for only $1.
Yes, that's right. ONLY $1!!!
This is an important Australian film and the ABC is Australia's most important cultural institution.
Australian TV commissioned by the ABC costs $150,000 per hour. They rely on Hollywood and BBC shows to fill their broadcast slots, and we know they have budget challenges. This offer would save them over $150,000 and get more Aussie content on Aussie screens.
We hope the ABC will take up this generous offer, as it's a win for all Australians.

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@latikambourke You misspelled defining and momentous. The correct spelling is disgusting and monotonous.

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@StevenCheung47 Oh fuck off you delusional obnoxious fat cunt

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@Peter_Fitz I might pinch that for a band name. The Mockersons. Kind of ironic and immensely stupid at the same time.

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@LawyersAnd @megynkelly Epstein Island, perhaps?

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@BernardZuel Is there a Jim’s franchise for this yet?

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@JJKALE2 Kev missed a word, that’s all. It was supposed to read …” and those of fuck-all Australians”. Easy mistake to make if you are a privileged wealthy expatriate whose job is to suck up to an ignorant and incompetent US administration.

[Backseat Mafia @BackseatMafia]

New Post: Album Review: Deep within the ‘Winter Palace’ The Valery Trails unleash an indie pop master class filled with soaring anthemic tracks that jangle and sparkle. https://t.co/BlneMSGZXW

[Backseat Mafia @BackseatMafia]

Album Review: Deep within the 'Winter Palace' The Valery Trails unleash an indie pop master class filled with soaring anthemic tracks that jangle and sparkle.
@thevalerytrails
#thevalerytrails #backseatdownunder #indie #albumreview #meanjin #brisbane #ind https://t.co/vANRFQeNj0

[Arun Kendall @Barty2811]

Album Review: Deep within the 'Winter Palace' The Valery Trails unleash an indie pop master class filled with soaring anthemic tracks that jangle and sparkle.
@thevalerytrails
#thevalerytrails #backseatdownunder #indie #albumreview #meanjin #brisbane #ind https://t.co/6EXcitCMxa

[Bernard Zuel @BernardZuel]

Snow trails to the czar? #morningpop #saturdayvinyl #thevalerytrails #winterpalace