Alien Pie

Back better than ever! Former account banned. WoodChipper inthusiast, freedom lover and commie hater. 2A. Christ is King. The end is near.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

@JuanOtamendi1 @AlchemyAmerican @Mercifulmartin Your pineal gland is probably calcified. Might also have to many heavy metals in your body. Research how to decalcify and detox from heavy metals. Then try again, if it doesn't work you might need to explore other options.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

If your cooked you might as well be the chief.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

You can always just wake up and choose violence. Don't listen to people who said you cant.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

@DoinksTheFrog Feed the bread to the ducks and gas the circus tent.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

POV

Its 2026 an your a cashier in a small rural town rebooting your register for the 5th time today

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

POV

It's the early nineties and you're starting up your brand new Windows computer

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

@LibertyCappy Or you meet the love of your life in this economic hell hole. End up losing your job, cant find work. Realize all women care about is how useful you are. Lose the love of your life, slip into depression and end up alone watching the world turn into a clown show.

[This Brainchild tweets @memelord_sir]

Good morning ☀️

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

Living in a small town sucks. Especially if you dont have transportation. Very few job opportunities, pay is lower compaired to bigger cities, everything is 5 or 10 miles away. If you have a good support system, are well off its not that bad. If your struggling its much harder.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

@Intel_Dork I have a unstructured settlement and I died on the Oregon trail. 😮‍💨

[Christ is King @ChristisKing]

I'm gonna always err on the side of caution when it comes to Jesus Christ

Choose Jesus

No pastor comes before Christ

No politician comes before Christ

No worldly leader comes before Christ

Choose Jesus always

Christ is King

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

We need Brandon Gill as the next Governor of Texas.

Not want.

Need.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i thought i was getting better. i honestly did, but now i’m laying in bed trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me and why i’m never enough.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

There are some truly amazing human beings out there that simply got delt a bad hand at life. Theyre just doing what they have to in order to survive. Sometimes that makes a person behave in ways they dont want to.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

@TheBigDoink_ It gets better momentarily, then its back to the same shit. Sometimes worse sometime not as bad.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

if you’re due for a life changing win, retweet this.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

Just a reminder, this isnt a competition. We're not at the oppression Olympics here. Your struggle and previous generations struggle is valid and so is ours.

[GM_Anon @AnonWeaponry3]

Dumb.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

@AnonWeaponry3 It took 5 minutes for a 10 year old to find it and shove toilet paper in the Crack. Now the bathroom is flooded.

[Alien Pie @AlienPiez]

Bout to snort a whole line of Gatorade powder, gunna get electro-lit of these electrolytes.