Sprky

Sarcastic. Mom. Adventurer. Photographer. Sailor. Fitness-er. Tweets are mine. #GoBolts

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

Listen.

I’m not saying it’s a fact…

But I am saying it’s kinda suss the @Patriots are in the @SuperBowl during the USA 250th…

Boston… Tea Party… no?

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

Thanks to the internet I now know that @IncredibleCulk legally changed his middle name from Carson to Macaulay Culkin.

His name is now: Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin…

You’re now welcome for this knowledge too!

Happy holidays… may you never be Home Alone.

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@XfinitySupport Right, right. Now it does. But when I originally added that to my plan that part wasn’t there. It’s cool. I got it situated, the xFi pods are on their way. Now I just need to figure out why y’all are charging me for “expert installation” when y’all told me you weren’t

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport Now you’re trying to add more charges to my account because y’all can’t get right. WTF?

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@Xfinity is about to make me go all #DMX on them. I’m about to lose my mind.

Pay for Xfinity Complete… get xFi Pods (it’s a scam). They tell you after the fact you have a 14-day evaluation then are like “haha no no you’re not eligible.”

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@StewartMStweets Active duty Sailor here. Not the case. I’ve been waiting for the movers to show up and I’ve had to call everyone in order to figure out what’s going on and I’m about to have to call again.

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

For anyone who is excited that the heavy rain has washed all the pollen off your vehicle.

Buffering… please wait… the pollen is just prepping to next it’s next form.

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

The neighborhood also heard that screech of disappointment. 🦤🦤

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

Pretty sure the whole neighborhood heard me squawking after that punt return. 🤣🤣🦜🦤

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

You could spend $6.5 million on a commercial during a football game or you could spend $6.5 millon on 6,500,000 AriZona Iced Teas...

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Sunday’s Super Bowl will be the first with two Black starting quarterbacks — Jalen Hurts of the Eagles and Patrick Mahomes of the Chiefs. For much of pro football history, Black players were steered away from the position because of racist assumptions. https://t.co/ROlaZSclzk

[CNN @CNN]

An all-women team performed the flyover at #SuperBowlLVII in a moment of history. https://t.co/p2xQs3ylOQ

[Cocaine Bear @cocainebear]

put me in, coach. #superblowLVII

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

#BinkyDad was not a winner in my heart.
Dearest Kia,
please come back next year when you don’t celebrate men for forgetting the binky. That poor mom had to wait for him just to bring the wrong binky… 😒🙄

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@OKWildlifeDept I never believed I’ve needed tumbler more than I do now. 🤣🫡

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

Me and Karma vibe like that.

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

Listening to @taylorswift13’s #AntiHero on @pandoramusic and then the auto play hit and her song #Karma came on and I’ve never related to her songs so much. Thank you, Taylor for this morning’s #GirlPower jam session.

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@Chris_Grosse This is the only one I use next Pilot G-2 .38

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@Chris_Grosse No. 5 but only if it’s a .38 or smaller.

[Sprky @AlienSoup]

@Chewy