Douchey McDoucheface

I'm a douche,
you're a douch,
he's a douche,
she's a douche,
we're all douches, hey!

---Kale
From the not movie,Decent Burgers.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

!!ATTENTION!!l
!!IMPORTANTQUESTION!!
Have you ever wanted to slam THC/cannabis products?Is smoking/plugging it just not cutting it anymore?No time to smoke nowadays?Mainline that shit like an adult and remember,"At least it's not heroin."💉👍

Whos interested in funding me?

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@ThickPaws Sounds like we be wanting the same thing...

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@CryptoA40672341 Welcome back, it's been a while, eh?

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@MrBeast Dude, ain't a normal MF out there who could handle that tax burden. Go ahead and cover the applicable taxes and I could maybe accept your charitable, taxable donation.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@gordongekko It's because you never gifted me that one million dollars you wanted to give to a good cause. My literally just starting out business is a great cause. Ya know, because I don't want it to end up sinking and dying like all my hopes and dreams.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@MattWallace888 Not even a negligible amount. He sure is sucking up all the attention though.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@bennyjohnson Because he's senile and doesn't know where he is. Duh! You're both dumbass windbags. STFU benny, you twist words and start shit just like an OG democrat.

[Blackface Eagle Man @JohnTho77342236]

@TheRealKeean @jordanbpeterson .
I think I found Dr. Peterson's response.
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[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

When you hit a pothole but your check engine light turns off

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Every time

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@akheriaty You spelt "sheeple of the world", [who collectively lost their minds] wrong.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@nicolajtelford Sorry had to share this, right underneath your tweet.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@EndWokeness Not before it's Irish you whiny bitches. "We WaNt RePaRaTiOnS bEcAuSe NoT a SiNgLe AnCeStOr wAs EnSlAvEd Or OpPrEsSeD.-- about 85% of black people.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@realJoelFischer Pedo joe looks like he's the personification of a limp dick.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@Texas_Made956 Bunch of pussy ass cowards. Try fighting like a man and you get curb stomped. All of them. Pussies,probably pee sitting down too.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@thehealthb0t It's an emulsifier.

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@thehealthb0t Well no shit. Anything with BVO in it is brominated. Hence the "B" in BVO.

[Truthseeker @Xx17965797N]

1998 Bill Gates.🤣🤣

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@Xx17965797N Boy, he took that pie like a bitch!

[Douchey McDoucheface @AliensLaffAtUs]

@lionyalcin @nwob0t Nailed it!