➳ love, alec. [H]

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

—; ⠀⠀⠀❛I ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ.❜

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 「ALEC LIGHTWOOD
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ THE ARCHER」

⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ #ᴄᴏʟʟɪᴇ

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

Kicks down the door.
He’s here.

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

Mastering the gay panic™

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

Welp. Time to go bleach his eyes.

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

THESE ARE THINGS HE DID NOT NEED TO SEE.

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION.

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

Soft™ https://t.co/n2LZHsvCMU

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

@AmaranthineDoom “I could use it against Clary because it’s something she said. I don’t have any for you.

I think she was upset with me for talking to fast? I don’t know. I can’t really talk to her.”

He’s only got the one, but he needs to collect more.

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

Simon? Sexy? Who’s spreading these lies??

[Lindsay MacDonald @misslindsaymac_]

New favorite gif alert! #Malec

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

A change of opinion doesn’t mean he’s lying. Plus, ‘pretty good looking’ and ‘sexy’ are two completely different concepts.

“Fair point, but I wish someone would have told me before I went on about it like it was the best recipe ever.” https://t.co/tiWOz7G7ad

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

He must not tell lies, and he doesn’t.

“Well, no, but she could have told me later on in life.” https://t.co/m1MIWwidAn

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

// this spacing is disgusting. https://t.co/zd2aGMkkDG

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@AmaranthineDoom “WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
WHO IS RALPH???”

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

@AmaranthineDoom —asleep shortly after his boyfriend did. He wasn’t sure of exactly what time the appointment was, but he didn’t have any worries about them being late. He was naturally an early riser and was normally out of bed and already starting the day by eight in the morning at the latest.

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@AmaranthineDoom Alec’s younger siblings may have made him better with kids, but that doesn’t quite mean that he’s necessarily ready for one at this time in his life. He has other concerns too, of course, but they can discuss those once they find out if all of this is even possible.

Alec fell—

[➳ love, alec. [H] @AliferousArcher]

This sounds like the best idea Alec has heard all day. https://t.co/HEZRbLHPBl

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@ShiveredQuietus —the box?”

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@ShiveredQuietus “I was actually in Alicante for a business trip a few weeks ago. I would have stopped by to say hi, but as soon as the meetings were over, I was being sent back home.”

He’s going to casually just not mention the new job offer. Best to save that for another time.

“What’s in—