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[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Robin van Persie on Bruno Fernandes chances not been converted:

🗣️ “Bruno Fernandes has created 132 chances in the Premier League this season, yet only has 20 assists to show for it?

In fact, he's created 670 chances in the Premier League alone since he joined Manchester United. Now imagine if 40% of those chances were all converted.

Our forwards seriously need to step up next season, because you just have to imagine what these guys have done to Bruno.

If our frontline possessed even an ounce of elite, cold-blooded composure, Bruno would be sitting on a completely untouchable assist tally right now.

Instead, he has to practically double his workload just to drag us over the line, casually creating 58 more chances than any other player in the league this season just to equal the 20-assist record.

Our boys have to do much better next season. We cannot keep wasting the peak years of the most creative playmaker the Premier League has ever seen.”

[NADA 𓂆 @nadaa01012]

If you see this image, put a dot to break the algorithm.

[Sauffie @Sauffie_84]

Antara sebab B40 ramai anak.
1. Tak ada hiburan lain, isteri sahaja hiburan dia ada. Kau orang gelak B40 anggap isteri hiburan, mereka telefon pintar pun tak ada, apa lagi komputer atau tablet. Dia balik kerja penat-penat, buka pintu, dia nampak isteri dia sahaja.
2. Kemiskinan haid. Nak makan pun tak lepas nak beli tuala wanita?
3. Pegang anak itu rezeki bukan tanggungjawab, kebajikan anak pergi mampus.

M40 dan T20 biasanya anak tak ramai :
1. Hiburan banyak, tablet komputer. Bosan hujung minggu lepak Starbucks dengan isteri buka Twitter, tengok wayang. Paling tidak pun lepak KFC, B40 jejak KFC pun tak pernah.
2. Tekanan kerja, M40 dan T20 kerja pakai otak, B40 pakai tenaga. Malam dah letih baik tidur esok nak kerja.
3. Pastikan anak ada pendidikan terbaik sampai habis IPTA. Semua dah kira kos dari lahir sampai habis belajar. Pegang anak itu tanggungjawab berat.
Anak lahir dah carum ASB.

[Aditya Reds @aditya_reds]

"Hang it in the Louvre" https://t.co/uOPa354qR6

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The quality of Japanese street food is just incredible.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🗣️ - Rúben Amorim’s post match interview with Sky, arguably the BEST one so far as Manchester United manager.. 🍿 [@_Utdbaki]

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Korang selalu letak sign macam mana ?

bagus tips ni 👍

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Started in Spain, made in Manchester, loving it in Italy 💜

[MODERN MEN MORALS @Moralityrevived]

3. Don't show your weakness, don't let people use it against you.

[Eminent_minds @minds_eminent]

How To Make A Rude Person Look Stupid For Insulting You:

*Destroy with Charismatic Responses*

(say this to make them regret it)

Check Thread 👇🏻

[- @AIKYGDLT]

Belal Muhammad is a UFC champion, Palestine has a world champion.

To all you hating degenerates, Alhamdulillah I know you guys don’t like this.

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

This kid is a legend🔥

🇮🇱: “No Politics Here”

They flipped him into a resistance fighter in less than 30 seconds😭😂

#Olympics

[Masculine Ego @MasculineEgo_]

Six Male Personalities of Modern Men Explained:

(Which one are you?)

Read The Thread👇

[MYNEWSHUB @mynewshub]

Awek Rusia nak kahwin tak mintak lelaki gaji RM15K...... permintaan dia agak praktikal

[Pelham @Resist_05]

Gideon Levy delivers one of the greatest speeches in modern history…🇮🇱🇵🇸

[Cikgu_Anep @Cikgu_Anep]

Sebab tu orang kata jangan main phone masa dalam masjid😂

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Comel betul abang, kakak sambut ulang tahun perkahwinan tukar hadiah barang2 Eco Shop.

sederhana tapi bahagia & kebahagiaan tidak hanya dinilai dengan harta.

semoga bahagia hingga ke syurga buat pasangan ini.