【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕

❝I ħαтe ωeακиešš. I ¢αи'т šтαиđ šeeıиg šøмeøиe fяαıł øf мıиđ øя вøđч.❞

『ℳ:N/A』

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

♠New Saber Alter.
♠Same mun as @.ParvaBellator
♠Ships w/chem if at all. Bi on top of that.
♠Source to art below.
♠RTs appreciated.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

S'Alter is tuning her motorcycle. It started acting up last night, so she needs to work on it a bit...

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

Don't kid yourself.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

//I should try to find a Mastah for S'Alter.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

What's S'Alter doing?

Eating a burger. The fuck did you expect?

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@OverlordGudako "Hmph... I suppose I can forgive you... And no, this is alcohol. But it might as well be water."

//You're fine.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

Saber Alter is, surprisingly, at a bar.

She is unimpressed with how weak their alcohol is.

". . . What is this shit? Do you water it down, or is it always this weak?"

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@OverlordGudako ". . . Do I fucking look like Jeanne to you?"

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

Update:

A guy tried getting too friendly with S'Alter at the bar.

This resulted in a bar fight.

Saber Alter is the only person walking out. Not a scratch on her.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

"I'll be around for Christmas. If anyone needs me, call for me."

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

//Let me make this clear-

If you send a starter in the DMs, I will ignore it.

I don't do lewd unless I know you, or chemistry is built up.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@BlackenedTyrant The tyrant swallows the food in her mouth before replying.

"Trying involves effort..."

The Alter goes back to eating, not bothering to give more of a response.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@BlackenedTyrant Good, now she won't have to judge her other self.

Once she finishes her fries and ice cream, it's onto the next burger she has waiting.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

He's not exactly wise. My other self is arguably a better King than him.

[𝙎𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙤 | カムイ @INVISIBLEDRAGXN]

That, too.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@BlackenedTyrant Only one burger? She's disappointed in her other self. Oh well, just means she can eat in peace.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

Lack of talent.

[𝙎𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙤 | カムイ @INVISIBLEDRAGXN]

You don't need to tell me that much.

Love was Endrich's hindrance.

Why else do you think he failed at everything?

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@BlackenedTyrant Continues ignoring the other, while picking up a fry and dipping it into some ice cream. She had heard it was good this way, might as well try it.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

It's a useless emotion at best.

The only thing one can truly "love" is a good meal.

Trying to love anything else will just make you weak.

[𝙎𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙤 | カムイ @INVISIBLEDRAGXN]

The fools.

They thought love was an actual feeling? Idiots, the lot of them.

Love never existed, nor will it ever exist. It's a fictitious concept.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

@BlackenedTyrant Silently ignores while eating a burger. No need to waste her time glaring when there's more important things to attend to.

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

Some people may have believed they did.

Just blind hope.

[𝙎𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙙𝙤 | カムイ @INVISIBLEDRAGXN]

You mean, people had a chance with her at all?

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

https://t.co/qGjItpOIFp

[【Sᴀʙᴇʀ】 ♚Aятσяια Ƥєη∂яαgση〔Aʟᴛᴇʀ〕 @AliisGladium]

In case anyone's believes they have a chance with Saber Alter.

There's only one thing she loves, and it's certainly not another person.