aliki joshua

Wifey | RN | Mama | 🇬🇷 | Thunder Up

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Is your refrigerator running? Because I’d vote for it. #Debates2020

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Mom: let me watch the baby tonight so you and Todd can have a night to yourselves to spend time together.

Me and Todd: *go eat tacos then take a 2 hour nap*

Who says romance is dead? 😅

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Not sure if the concierge at the front of the hospital said “hello” or “good luck” when I walked in for shift 2/3, but honestly, either is probably appropriate at this point

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

All of the parenting classes, books, continuing education.. NONE prepared me for how hard bath time is with an almost 1 y/o. Why is no one talking about how you hit 10 months and are suddenly bathing a 20 lb slippery, hairless cat?!

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

It’d be cool if COVID could just like, chill for a sec.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

5am awake and eating rum cake. There are no rules between Christmas and New Years. Absolute chaos, I tell ya.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Let it be known that on this day, 2 days before Christmas, my husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Not sure if I should be concerned or amused with the amount of penis Christmas tree toppers on Etsy.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Working 12s in the fall when it’s dark leaving your house and when you’re coming back to it.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

My daughter just had a blowout in her OU-Texas outfit and I’m worried that was some foreshadowing

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Having a serious problem with the oldies station playing Savage Garden 😩

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

@geoff_eaton I need a shower handle of vodka after the last 72 I had

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Dinner after working shift 3/3 consists only of ibuprofen and a shower.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

20 yr old me: the road goes on forever & the party never ends

30 yr old me: the road goes on forever & the laundry never ends

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

@beanqueensteff She really hates the baggy low riders, but is often the subject of scare pranks on TikTok

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

*watching a Lifetime movie with my mom*

Viv: this must be an old movie because all the high school girls have their hair in side parts and Gen Z would never.

🙄

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

@beanqueensteff She’s spent way too much time teaching middle school

[Nathan Poppe @NathanPoppe]

Oklahoma is being run like a business, but the issue is that the business is a Sears.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Up early enough on a Saturday to discover MTV actually still plays music videos

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

*Getting home from work*

Me: what did you and the baby do today?

Husband: we watched 3 out of 4 Shrek movies.

[aliki joshua @Aliki_Dyer]

Just cleaned out my dad’s fridge. Trying to figure out why this man had 8 jars of dill pickles in there.