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[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@hiLoShane @kmuelles Ok but I wish I had the balls to order a venti frapp how good does that sound

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@memesiwish

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@emicnvry If you’d watch black fish you’d know the answer to the orca question 🙄

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

Okay what

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@kmuelles Not this again

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@emicnvry It’s frozen and I beep beep boop the microwave

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

Most confusing part about being a new dental hygienist is having >50% of patients not want the free toothbrush/floss/toothpaste ???

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

The anecdotes people share on jeopardy are so embarrassing ???

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@Alikresse 👀

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[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@kmuelles If you did both at the same time 🤯😵‍💫

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@emicnvry Like such a harsh review

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@emicnvry Loling

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

Is this a riddle

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

...but the medical advice is to NOT do this 🧐

[Rusty Surette @RustySuretteTV]

BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott announces he is ending the statewide mask mandate and says all businesses can now open at 100% capacity. However, he stresses "personal vigilance is still needed to contain covid" and we should "continue following medical advice."

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@emicnvry Lol

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@blrjnsn The way he said Oregon ☠️

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

Bill Clinton hasn’t aged in like 15 years

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

The person blocking the John Lewis Voting Rights Act.

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

@lydia_stanford Make it make senseeeeee

[Ali Kresse @Alikresse]

My two year dental hygiene program at a community college is ~$24,000 total... where the FUCK are these “schools”?