Alina Smith

Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head.

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

people who think i'm attractive: -my mom -nobody -nobody -no one

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

i swear i'd dress better but i'm poor and fat

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

"parents: you spend too much time on your phone, it's like you're addicted me: fine can i go out parents: no"

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

I can't walk 10 steps in school without getting pissed off by something or someone

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

do u ever just know u typed ur pasword wrong but u still press the login button

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

parents: i want the truth me: *tells truth* parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

me: *falls down* mom: what was that noise? me: my shirt fell mom: sounded heavier than a shirt me: i was in it when it fell

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

i've been tired since like 2004

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

"everything good makes you fat, an addict or broke"

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

"nothing screams ""im just watching this game to impress a guy"" like a football shirt from victoria's secret"

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

"*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won't gain weight"

[Alina Smith @AlinaSmith0]

if youre reading this i hope a really cute boy buys u some tacos real soon