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[alipocalypse @Alipocalypse_]

this is like trying to hit on a girl who already like someone else 😭 @PSG_inside just let it go bro he doesn't want you

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this is like trying to hit on a girl who already like someone else 😭 @PSG_inside just let it go bro he doesn't want you

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 BREAKING: PSG are VERY ANGRY that Real Madrid are signing Yan Diomandé.

PSG felt like the player was THEIRS, after reaching an agreement with him weeks ago.

This is why PSG are now getting involved in the RODRI deal, with the aim of complicating things for Real Madrid, and making the Rodri deal MORE EXPENSIVE. @Ramon_AlvarezMM

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Yan Diomande at The Santiago Bernabéu in 2012 🔥

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idk either @haalcherk

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Rodri doing this at Atletico's Metropolitano after winning the @ChampionsLeague would be so iconic

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One is man city fs

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So Luis de la Fuente will be staring into his wife's soul when she's on top riding him that's so fuckin scary😭😭

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this nga smiles?

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Barcelona is signing Icardi or Jamie Vardy as a free agent is something you gonna hear broke ahh club

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a red card in the knockout stage

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Bienvenido

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"biggest club in England" and they got fewer @ChampionsLeague titles than @NFFC 😹

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Rodri 'here we go' when?

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You don't get to complain when a more successful man steals your crush
welcome to the best club itw @yandiomandee

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You don't get to complain when a more successful man steals your crush
welcome to the best club itw @yandiomandee

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@haalcherk 😭😭😭😭

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Rodri 'here we go' when?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: YAN DIOMANDE TO REAL MADRID, HERE WE GO! ⚪️✨

Agreement closed tonight with RB Leipzig for fee over €100m for the Ivorian winger.

Diomande will fly to Madrid this week for medical tests and contract signing until June 2031.

DONE. 🇨🇮

[alipocalypse @Alipocalypse_]

"biggest club in England" and they got fewer @ChampionsLeague titles than @NFFC 😹

[jengavb @haalcherk]

They're replacing you, dont ruin your career at arsenal, come to City biggest club In England @vinijr

[TC @totalcristiano]

This is truly beautiful.

Welcome, Yan. 🥲🤍

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Bienvenido

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: REAL MADRID HAVE REACHED AGREEMENT IN PRINCIPLE WITH RB LEIPZIG FOR YAN DIOMANDE. @JacobsBen @alex_crook