Ali Fisch

Are you gonna eat that sandwich? - Gandhi

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

@OhPeg Honestly, the amygdala can get GONE.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Also I’m certain the killer is Mare’s ponytail. #hottake #MareOfEasttown

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Yo @hbomax your girl just wants to know who the killer is so if you could help a gal out that’d be great! #MareOfEasttown

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Just because you got vaccinated doesn’t mean you can business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth, none will level on the line, nobody offered his word hey hey.
Did I do this right?

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Please. Anything you can do to help!!

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

What a dang pleasure to be a part of this!

[Wolvescast @wolvescast]

Behold! The latest @jakesgraphs x wolvescast collaboration!

We turned Faith Hill’s 1998 chart-topping hit “This Kiss” into a song about Gersson Rosas and the coach he wanted all along.

Vocals by @alirosefisch

https://t.co/Fzxgcv2dwx

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Is an attempted coup reason enough for a gal to order Taco Bell delivery?

[rilo kiley bot @rilokiley_bot]

Hail to whatever you found in the sunlight that surrounds you

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

@KooKooKangaRoo This new indie band called Steely Dan is v nice.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

My dog barked at the Paw Patrol balloon and honestly yeah, Mose! Fuck 12!

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Me: constant fear of illness, death & dying.
Also me: spends hours scrolling through hospice TikTok before bed.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

@cidivine Costco pizza is a true dream.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

@LaserRobotTime I showed them!

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

I just left a bad google review of a florist and I honestly feel like a boss ass bitch. But should I take it down?!

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, making homemade butter at any point in time in your life is unnecessary.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Cc: Lorne Michaels, please!

[Koo Koo @WeAreKooKoo]

Putting our goals out there.
We want to be the musical guest on SNL and Sesame Street.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

@OhPeg Oh hell yeah. Such a banger.

[Ali Fisch @Alirosefisch]

Everyone in the Biden family has impeccable eyebrows. Do they go to @BrowChic ?