Alisa Dawn

I'm a millennial and a mom. I like to play video games and cuss. she/they

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"You kind of look like an edgy 12-year-old boy." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

Excited to attend our first game of the season! #defendthedeep @SeattleKraken

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"I'm trying to communicate with the crow...telepathically." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"Turns out listening to emo music inspired me to brush my teeth." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"Sometimes I like to look for wild lesbians." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

Me: Do I look ridiculous?
Kiddo: Yes.
Me: Perfect! That's what I was going for.

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

T - Can I watch Good Omens?
A - You just want to watch it because it's gay.
T - And it has demons and David Tennant.
...
T - To be fair, if it has David Tennant in it, it's going to get gay. #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

T - It makes me look like an energetic bisexual.
A - Are you an energetic bisexual?
T - No. I'm a tired lesbian.
#ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"The new Doctor seems like a 14 on the Kinsey Scale." #DoctorWho #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"I think I may want to get my reproductive organs removed when I'm older." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"I don't want to sit in a chair the right way. It's boring and uncomfortable." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"I was trying to look evil, but I forgot." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"Gender is confusing because I want to be called 'Sir' but not 'he/him'." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"Self-restraint?! Well, that's definitely not me, and I don't know what abstinence means!"
(Looking up the definition of her name) #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

Excited for another Kraken game! #SeaKraken

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

Kiddo - "Heartstopper is gay Shakespeare."
Dad - "Shakespeare is gay Shakespeare." #ThingsMyKidSays #Heartstopper

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

Don't mess with me when I'm about to read a gay masterpiece. (Ref. Heartstopper 5) #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"So far I've learned 2 new words from that series, "disembowel" and "oubliette."" #ThingsMyKidSays #WingsOfFire

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

"Look confident to feel confident." #ThingsMyKidSays

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

Side note: my dad worked nights for a good chunk of my childhood. I don't know how he survived without caffeine.

[Alisa Dawn @AlisaMomof1]

The sun is no longer part of my daily life. I am nocturnal.