Alison Aucott

wife and mom to 2 grown adults

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Maybe the girl just likes rainbows. Jesus people. Lighten up. And so what if it represents gay pride. Get your head out the sand you dodo birds 😐

[Good Morning America @GMA]

KENTUCKY CHRISTIAN SCHOOL: "...the sweater, the cake, it just kind of represents gay pride … when you saw the cake you should have refused it."

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[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

The face you make when the guy in the cubicle next you makes a cat throwing up a hairball sound EVERY FUCKING DAY.

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Thank you @olddominion for spending 2 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

@MileyCyrus “She” (meaning all women, all men, all people) should be able to wear whatever the hell they want to and NOT expect some creep to grab them or grope them. It’s a basic human right. Basic human rights seemed to be being stripped at an alarming rate.😡

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Watch out Bethany, the girls are back in town #beachgoals #squad #soulsistas 🥂🍸 https://t.co/RFZJkC3LiQ

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

@LaurenBakley @cadygroves https://t.co/mskMQaNKkY

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

@cadygroves whoa girl. Made a “ girl power” playlist and I love this song! Not the only one of yours on here.❤️ You are gorgeous and amazing! Don’t stop being you!❤️

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

@LaurenBakley @cadygroves https://t.co/mskMQaNKkY 🙂

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

This is soo good! I love it!!

[cady groves @cadygroves]

It's finally here! My new video for "Oil and Water!" Watch, RT, then watch and RT again! xo, Cady https://t.co/7PoBkgd7Cz

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

@Pink are you really Janis Joplin reincarnated? I think yes! Thank you for sharing your family with us. Gonna have trouble with your two - your girl is gorgeous and your little boy is so freakin adorable❤️ I wish I was half as brave as you are! You are truly an inspiration!

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

@candacecbure which one should I read first? Eh who am I kidding, gonna read them both simultaneously🙂! Can’t wait to dive in!! Thank you!

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Happy Thanksgiving! Be kind, be Thankful! #turkeyday #eatpiebehappyeatmorepie #gonnabestuffed #gratefulandthankful https://t.co/MZE5Nn5PJd

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

My boss is cooler than yours #halloween🎃 #monthend #ourdepartmentisbetterthanyours #sugarhigh #gonnacrashlater https://t.co/aYeANRTCrV

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Happy Fri-yay! I love this time of year #frontporchsittin #coldone #fall #cheerstotheweekend https://t.co/iW5yDj3NDa

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

A self walking dog is the way to go ✅❤️#Lulu #rescue #thinkssheisacow #eatssomuchgrass lol https://t.co/QvxmE5Qk5d

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Gotta love Friday afternoons and front porch sitting! #friday #bluemoon #piggytoes👣 #summer https://t.co/azwsEl7aZt

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Poured myself a glass of wine, the last glass of wine in my house and promptly spilled it all over me, the chair and the ground 😐 so....made myself a coconut… https://t.co/975nSa8bJk

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

Fire pit night with… https://t.co/5QoP23RY7e

[Alison Aucott @AlisonA13]

It’s 5 O’clock and… https://t.co/pWAYp8qCWT