Ali Miller

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I'm just gonna come out and say it:

I'm glad the NFR starts at 7pmMST because my old ass was having a hard time staying up til 9:45pm to watch barrel racing.

#almost30 #collegedaysarelonggone

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

It took Britney Spears 10+ years to come with a clap back, trust me... you'll be fine.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

The irony -

They hate you so much yet they can't stop talking about you. #cancelculture

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I drew the graph...

X gradient is the more you fuck around
Y gradient is the more you find out

Simple math right?

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

Wade Sundell made the opening ceremony.

#isaidwhatisaid

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I'm watching a tiktok where this 10yr old is playing Metallica and my 16 year old goes, "That's Metallica" without watching the video, just listening. Dam kid, I'm impressed.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

The hardest part about losing your dad... is knowing he wouldn't want you sitting there crying. He'd say, "Get your ass up girl, you got shit to do." #imisshim

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

The Netflix Jeffrey Dahmer series is where they came up with "ManWich" 🤮

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

People cannot cancel you if God has called you.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I'm at the chapter where I can do it myself and not live off the residuals of someone else. #thirty

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I'm a Colorado native but Nebraska is looking real nice at this point.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

Dale Brisby is the Rob Dyrdek of country lifestyle. #isaidwhatisaid

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

Is anyone else disturbed they don't make texas country like 2012 or am I getting old?

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

In honor of today,

I will play The Judd's on repeat.

RIP

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

In regards to the Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp

It's about time you guys see how abusive women can be in relationships and can play it off like it's the man's fault.

Women are f'ing crazy. I know this, real talk.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

If there is one thing I can make crucial on social media:

Enjoy your time on this planet. Life goes too fast.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

Jamming to a song and you tell your kid how cool it was when it first came out...

I feel like my parents.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

There's a different in being somebody's cup of tea and somebody's cup of tequila.

It's all in how you take it.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I'm behind Will Smith. Don't be fucking talking about my significant other, especially when it's something they have no control over.

[Ali Miller @AlisonAmelia_]

I got a speeding ticket the day my father in law passed away driving his pickup. Thankfully, the cop let me off with no points but wrote the ticket in my father in laws name owning the vehicle. It was the last time I got in trouble with that ol man. He's laughing from heaven.