Alison

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

If ‘Before He Cheats’ doesn’t make you want to grab a baseball bat and lose your shit, then you’re just lying to yourself. Or you haven’t been fucked over by a piece of shit 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

Gave advice on how to catch a liar in the act 😅😬

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

Titanic will always be one of my favorite movies but it’s wild how differently you see things after becoming an adult

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

I work in a church basement and the brick walls are now streaked with water leaking in from the heavy rain outside. This is not a new issue apparently 😅🙃

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

It’s sad how many people are scared to use their sick days due to feeling like they can’t. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE TIME TO YOURSELF!!

Not that I take my own advice but it is good 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

@MisFallonNicole Self inflicted sadness. Come take me out 😂👌🏼

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

Told myself I wouldn’t be sad or upset but what do ya know, here I am. Both sad and upset 😂

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

@smgbbyy That or BFN “butt fuck nowhere”

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

@doughty_madison I did this and his response was “would you want to hook up anyways?” 🙃 no sir. I would not.

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

@palermo_makayla I know I shouldn’t encourage this but I am. Do it 👍🏻 just no face tattoos or lip rings 😂

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

I miss my post traumatic break up body 😫😭

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

@haley_2 Here’s the play by play for all who want to see

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

We got the rest of our wedding photos today and the first thing I did was send people all the awkward/ funny ones of them😂😂

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

When they ask about medical history and jump from stokes and heart disease to anxiety and depression 🥴 are those not normal??

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

Don’t complain about lack of communication then shut it down when the other person tries..

[brandi @brandinicc]

This generation of kids make me sad, would rather be on electronics instead of playing outside and making memories

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

13 days and 20 hours out and I’m dealing with TWO flaky vendors 🙃 commence all the mental breakdowns

[Alison @AlisonBickar]

Hearing my kiddos at school talk about how they get $5+ for ONE tooth blows my mind. Did the tooth fairy hit the lotto?? 🥴😅

[burger @kivraan]

I’m in love with this photo, so I’m gonna do a giveaway. Like, retweet, and follow for a chance to get this in your home!

I’ll end it in 1 week :)