Alison

[Alison @AlisonM]

@peacockTV #theofficesweepstakes #peacocktv

[Alison @AlisonM]

@CBSAllAccess #TheStand + #giveaway

[Alison @AlisonM]

@altonbrown @BankofAmerica Join a credit union. Big banks suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck there is literally no reason to ever use one

[Alison @AlisonM]

@tyleroakley @Starbucks That reminded me of this https://t.co/pkSekk6f9N 😂

[Alison @AlisonM]

@united Please help!! I was on hold for over an hour, can’t hold anymore, am at work. Need to get from EWR-MCO tomorrow morning for family funeral. Can’t rebook/cancel online...not working. HELP PLEASE

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Alison @AlisonM]

@BAKKOOONN When I worked in baseball (10+ years ago) an owner brought Ralph Macchio & his kid to the PA booth to see all the equipment. He offered to get us sodas, because we were telling the kid how we were stuck in the room for the duration of the game. 🥤👍

[Alison @AlisonM]

#NikonMets finally made it to a game this season!

[Alison @AlisonM]

@pewdiepie it would solve my student loan&unable to save/prep for future probs, which is my main source of anxiety. Working at it.

[Alison @AlisonM]

Amazon Prime: why give a shit about Christmas until 2 days before when you panic buy every piece of shit and then hate yourself?

[Alison @AlisonM]

It's time to tweet for #wha12daysofgiveaways! @weheartastoria this @QueensKickshaw giveaway is mine! https://t.co/s9gejA85OU

[Alison @AlisonM]

It's time to tweet for #wha12daysofgiveaways! @weheartastoria this @BoroHotel giveaway is mine! https://t.co/phnevZOWri

[Alison @AlisonM]

@schmutzie I was super excited to be awake early so I could go grocery shopping without the usual Sunday hordes. It's the little things.

[Alison @AlisonM]

@foodwishes It's 1yr old, but #dotsnotslots! My brain farted it into consciousness when I was picking out eggplants for dinner tonight.

[Alison @AlisonM]

I really feel like I have my shit together when I pay my student loans before @Navient starts calling me.

[Alison @AlisonM]

@TuckerAol either something is wrong with your screen, or you're hallucinating typos. I make that are/ate typo all the time! But not here!

[Alison @AlisonM]

Hi @POTUS! Welcome to Twitter! My cousin Amy is big into genealogy, apparently you & I are 4th cousins! Where's my Secret Service detail? ;)

[Alison @AlisonM]

@tyleeklingon aw, it's ok! ha ;)

[Alison @AlisonM]

100% supportive of ppl being whoever they want. That said, he's not becoming a woman, he's becoming Dwight Schrute.

[Alison @AlisonM]

I heart @bkbagel! I want to win this giveaway from @weheartastoria! #12DoG http://t.co/QipUNNpvca