Alison Oswalt

The more I learn about people the more I love my dog.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

@jamscottt It's been too long 💃🏻💃🏻

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Get you a friend like @jamscottt who gets you excited over life with random, daily texts like "OMG..." "ALISON" and "GUESS WHAT" I never know what to expect!

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

I low key kind of admire how Melania is handling her situation. She's still embracing her status as the FLOTUS but completely disconnected from Trump.

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@jamscottt @LouiesWineDive This looks amazing! I can't wait 💃🏻💃🏻

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@jamscottt LOL preparing for it.

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😩❤️ https://t.co/DAsxwfSKvv

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@jamscottt Oh lawd help us.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

Things I should never keep in my apartment: chips and cookie dough.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

@jamscottt I WANT TO BE THERE

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

Does anybody else's parents make them Facebook creep people for them?

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

Avoided the cookies at the lunch meeting today only to come home tonight and eat about 10 spoonfuls of raw cookie dough.

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Freaks me out how much people actually look like their Snapchat bitmojis.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

@jamscottt Pregame 4:30, black out drunk at Union by 8:00, second wind house party by midnight, Pokey Sticks by 2:00 a.m. And then repeat the following day.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

2017 was a life changing year for me, to say the least. 2018 is looking bright and I can't wait to see where it goes.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

@1billcampbell Prayers and good vibes sent your way, Bill. So very sorry for you loss.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

Feeling happy AF these days.

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

You mean to tell me it's window sill and not window seal? My whole life....

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

I want to buy every bell sleeve shirt I come across. #obsessed

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

Had an in depth (verbal) convo with a coworker about Bitcoin and hours later I get a spam message offering me bitcoins! #bigbrother

[Alison Oswalt @AlisonOswalt]

@jamscottt Backstreet who?