Limp Brisket

A Lea Michelle hate account who also does makeup. (formally hated Jimmy Buffet, rip)

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I’d like to take this time to remind everyone that if I die, I want my ashes shot out of a T-shirt cannon in the Millers parking lot.

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@KevOnStage @motherofcats420

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@DevereauxBanx @motherofcats420 we could all pony tail whip as a family

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@jming24

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We don’t talk about how good the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are enough. Like the whole cast is hot & the soundtrack is 🔥

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@ginsuwarrior

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I haven’t seen the sun in like over a week I feel like I’m going to have a stroke

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Was reading that the groundhog saw his shadow and got excited and answered the work phone “GOOD EARLY SPRING DAY”

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@TheChallenge Tell me why they keep saving Whoville ass Moriah and her fucking Beast Titan James. For what reason

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Sweeney Todd just stared at 11:50 so I guess it’s a late night now. OU WHATS YA RUSH WHATS YA HURRY

[Limp Brisket @AlisonWandrland]

I just watched The Princess and The Frog (ik I’m late) in it’s entirety and BITCH the way I just sobbed about Ray Ray the firefly. I haven’t felt so much emotion in months.

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I want the Grand Theft Auto theme to play as background music in my life at all times.

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@JeremeyHWrites

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@JeremeyHWrites Omg Angelique I love her

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If you haven’t seen
Belle’s Enchanted Christmas, what are you doing. Tim Curry voices a cunty organ attached to a wall.

[Limp Brisket @AlisonWandrland]

Gucci Flip Flops affected me more than it should have but like, you can’t tell me that’s not a BOP.

[Limp Brisket @AlisonWandrland]

I just finished reading The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, and all I can say is Lucy would’ve LOVED Silver springs by Fleetwood Mac

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I bought Curious by Britney Spears to remember & be nostalgic but like bitch this smells SO GOOD. Wtf was I wearing this to algebra for.

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@MattPostSaysHi

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I just can’t imagine being invited to a celebrity Halloween party and being so nervous/excited, then walking to see the host like this

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Guys what was Heidi Klum this year? How could she top the worm costume.