AlisonWild

#INFJ, epidemiology, pathology, wildlife🦌ecology, geopolitics, justice, books, music, mosaic art, satire, Boston Red Sox, SA Spurs, PAS

[AlisonWild @AlisonWildlife]

Please catch me on Substack @AlisonWildlife.

I choose not to reward fascist dilettantes who -- like arsonists -- delight in burning it all down for no legitimate reason and using no lawful means.

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@Rebeccagbemudia @NoContextHumans Who do you mean by “y’all?”

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@DaveMcNamee3000 Ok, now that’s just hilarious

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Wrap The Spaghetti In Ground Beef & Throw It In The Oven For 30 Minutes

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@DaveMcNamee3000 I love this writer. (I’m trying not to say the word “but.”)

His current hairdo looks a lot like a Russian bearskin hat! Fact is, he looked much better balding. His wife Gerda should (gently) tell him to at least get a more flattering haircut.

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Whoever designed the asinine “gold Trump coin” at least got his tiny hands right!

https://t.co/W0X9GLHhWs

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@MbarkCherguia hamburger

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@ScottAdamsSays

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@RonFilipkowski He may secretly wish for the Village People or the late Liberace.

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@Matt_Pinner Pita chips

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@WashoeSheriff I hope when she got home to gleefully open her stolen "treasure," all that was in there was a giant container of cat litter.

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@TomJChicago How much do you want to bet that Trump will pardon Maxwell to buy her silence, even though it will make him look even guiltier…

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@IxRegretxNothin @BeppiButler1 @allenanalysis ^ who shits in a diaper

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@jspencervan @Delta Some shithead has to ruin everyone else's day ...

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MeidasTouch Network keeps growing! We are excited to launch Meidas Health, led by Dr. Vin Gupta, to keep you updated on health risks caused by the Trump regime. Our first episode is available now on the MeidasTouch Podcast.

Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/KGTGqOYgaj

Spotify: https://t.co/7kbBjT7LXL

[AlisonWild @AlisonWildlife]

@CoffeyTimeNews Elections have consequences.

How about that?

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@Dowsonaaron Aw hell no... I don't even like glass-floored elevators

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@Dowsonaaron Is that your pinkie finger I see on the floor?

#FAFO

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@Rizstanford @Dowsonaaron "Shave and a haircut, qubits"

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@PaulHBeckwith @Dowsonaaron Seems like a "no shit, Sherlock" kind of finding

[AlisonWild @AlisonWildlife]

@fightgeek @Dowsonaaron Don't forget to sample the mushrooms 🍄

Your liver is an overrated organ anyway.