AlisonRebeccaMartin

Hot Mess Mama + Wife ✋🏼👩🏼 Artist + Happy Oiler ⭐️💧 Encourager ✌🏼️💕

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

@bretjgreen Whaaat! Bret Gren! That’s awesome! #oldnews but Twitter just told me to follow you and @drueschaefer. Good to see you guys doing so well. ❤️👏🏼

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

@AustinFireInfo That’s wild. We smelled it all the way out in Spicewood. We could see the haze!

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

@CentralMarket what’s up with your chicken? The tortilla soup & chicken salad both have pieces bigger than my mouth! 😂

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

@Starbucks Alex at your Slaughter & I-35 location in #austintx could stop rolling her eyes at people’s orders. 😕

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

#TFW you have to pee but don’t know if you’ll be able to zip your pants up again. #girlproblems

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

Freezing temperatures heading for Dallas... meanwhile an ice cream truck is blasting music in front of my house. #austintx #texaswinter #iscreamfortheicecreamtrucktogoaway

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

Guys. I can’t find my tweezers. The situation is getting serious. You may not know this about me, but #unibrow 😳

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

After watching #ShotCaller:

1. Wow I have bad taste in men. 👀
2. I have no idea how I landed my husband. #niceguy 🙌🏼

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

The kids aren't here right now, so naturally we're playing with their #legos and eating their candy while talking about how much we miss them. #momlife #parentingwin @BrentOfDaMartin

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

“Success must be approached from an ethical viewpoint. Success is your duty, obligation, and responsibility!” - Grant Cardone #preach #the10xrule #businesswisdom

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

If you're looking for a swift kick in the booty, download The 10X Rule by @GrantCardone on @audible_com #audible #businessbook #wahm Like right now.

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

Oh how is everyone enjoying the political debates this Thanksgiving? #murica #happythanksgiving

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

@BrentOfDaMartin explaining exchange rates to me, “as an U.S. American you can get more falafels for your dollar right now.” 👏🏼😏

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

That moment when you realize this meme is literally talking about your career track✌🏼 #TuesdayThoughts

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

I was once told to “get over it” Excuse us for not sharing before society was ready to hear us. Not sure you are yet. #sexualharassment

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

I promise, 99% of women have a treasure trove of #sexualharassment stories. We quiet because you wouldn’t believe us anyway.

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

@JuddLegum Imagine if it’d been 16+ men. No way he’d be pres. Not because of sexual assault but you know... the gayness. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #trump

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

How and WHY is Columbus Day still a thing? This is absurd. #ColumbusDay #butwhy

[AlisonRebeccaMartin @Alison_R_Martin]

I wish there were 40 more episodes of @SchittsCreek per season. #daviiiid