Alison 🍉

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actor, comedian, fan of the color yellow (header by @/starsleeps)

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@noienoienoienee I

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@itsjustbozo This is a huge improvement. I'm so happy for you!

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@noienoienoienee Not what I wanted to see 😕

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

Hi @noienoienoienee I forgot what tweet idea I was gonna steal from you but consider it stolen 😈

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@itsjustbozo Dead

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@noienoienoienee That's my guy right there

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@itsjustbozo What did he do 😡

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

This is post is for you @plasticflowcr

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

I am getting so much enola holmes propaganda in my feed. I am NOT gonna watch a show starring the man who hurt olivia rodrigo and a homophobe who hits gays with her car 😭😭

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

there should be a rule where if nothing fun has happened by halfway through the race, the remaining aston martin mandatorily explodes

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@SilkAzhagii Who is this

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

watched the world cup game and they mentioned a halftime show... halftime show? halftime was like 10 minutes. what was the show? did katy perry walk around the field for 10 minutes?

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@itsjustbozo You have the worst luck with these

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@itsjustbozo That's awesome! Im so happy for you :))

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

@itsjustbozo This is awesome!!

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

is anyone good at remembering the laundry pride flags

[Alison 🍉 @Alisonnrainn]

just watched passengers for the first time... what a horrible movie

[evil elly @laffodiI]

killing the intrusive thoughts by blinking hard and shaking my head and luckily I don’t think anyone notices