Tylwyth

Comics, foodporn and puppy lover. Shadow priest. #CriticalRole fan. Philistine art enthusiast. Atheist. Chemical Engineer.

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My superpower is that I can accurately predict events in the near future.

My weakness is that I can only predict migraines and asthmatic episodes.

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@Postsemreh Trick question: those aren't real tacos

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@RepMTG Took me literally 10 seconds in google.

https://t.co/96joGZ70aK

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@elonmusk Eat dog poo, you weird nerd.

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So I hope I catch y'all somewhere else, but I doubt it. 4/4

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Gonna take an indefinite break from here, until either twitter or Elon go down in flames.

There's a lot of stuff I was willing to wait out, but now that right wing propaganda is pushed algorithmically, people like richard spencer get verified, and trump reinstated it's clear 1/?

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and make use of this tool to advance their interests.

I'm gonna miss the good people, but I can't in good conscience be a part of what this is becoming.

I don't plan on hopping: I long left FB, I hate discord, Mastodon mods feel like early 2000s forums. This was my thing 3/?

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@hankgreen Sadly no, it's cable news. That's how he became president in the first place.

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They're currently being sued by Garbage for copyright infringement over the band name and their use of "Stupid Girl".

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

What is the name of this band?

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I hope they're learning that when you fuck around with stuff you don't understand and fire the people who do, you end up calling people in at 1 am in the morning.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Show me another CEO that has more skin in the game at 1AM in the office.

These young engineers are learning from the most innovative person of the twenty-first century.

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@StephenM Weird that you'd say this after what just happened with Lauren Boebert.

Close election, took days to count, Bobo ends up ahead, opponent immediately dismisses need for recount and concedes.

It's almost like you're full of BS.

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@kibblesmith @netflix @insidejob I did #CONSUME five episodes last night. I stopped for the #FEAR of finishing the whole season in one sitting.

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@PamelaHensley22 Gee I wonder what some of those people did.

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@mikepompeo What was literally the first announcement the GOP made the moment they retook the House?

Because let me tell you, it had nothing to do with inflation, crime, border crisis, or any of all the other things they pinned on the Biden admin to run on the midterms.

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3yr old: Where does poo come from?
Me(making it simple):You just had lunch
Her: Yes
Me:The food goes into your mouth & into your tummy.Our body takes all the good stuff and the rest goes to our bottom & when you go to the toilet that comes out as poo
Stunned silence
Her:& Tigger?

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@elonmusk Maybe "fix the bot problem" and don't reinstate all the suspended (for a reason) accounts before making this poll.

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@elonmusk If twitter hasn't caught fire by then, sure

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@ElieNYC

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@RepMTG So like, defund the police?

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@StephenM See if Mitch hadn't blocked his SCOTUS nomination, you wouldn't be in this pickle.