Alissa Fencsik

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@AngryBlackLady People don't understand the absolute QUALITY of that show

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@bmogilefsky At some point we have to just...stop counting...

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@JimNaught (Though honestly never about you, Jim.)

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@JimNaught If I had a dollar for every time I've had this thought, I could endow a chair for the study of Oh My God Why Are You Still Here Go Golf Or Something.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@alexsteed OK, but I'm actually completely enchanted by the idea of a romantic couples evening at a Blink-182 show. "Darling, take my credit card to Hot Topic and get yourself something pretty - we're pulling out all the stops!"

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@ghweldon May you be blessed with long life for this gorgeous bungee jump into obscurity.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@Magicknegro Please tell me you're bringing goat cheese to the relationship.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@Magicknegro Just finished it. AMAZING!!!

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@TheGradessShow Thank you. Exactly.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

"IT'S SPOOKY SEASON!" she screams at the burning orb in the sky, wiping the sweat from her brow with the sleeve of her pumpkin and black cat-printed cardigan. A melting fun-sized Snickers clutched in her damp hand oozes nougat onto her suede boot.
#OctoberinCalifornia

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@ghweldon This is terrible and perfect.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@SmartLess 😍🤷🏻‍♀️😭 yes.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

"Haha the private profit-driven company supposedly supplying electricity to half of California said not to charge electric cars because climate change and failing infrastructure are overwhelming the grid. Oil wins!" is not the conservative talking point you think it is.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

I'm doing life all wrong. This should be my career.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

Relatable.

[Primates @PrimatesDaily]

Monkey vs. rat

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@JimNaught Your tone suggests no one would want to do this, but I'm looking for the registration form right now because this sounds amazing.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

Genuinely gobsmacked to discover the number of people who apparently believe a) all people with student loan debt have obtained a college degree, and b) having a college degree in any way correlates to current income. Bless.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

Why doesn't Zoloft give me the absolute peace and clarity I get from the main title and opening animation of Only Murders in the Building? Please synthesize and bottle, thank you.

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

@WtfImgVid Am I OLD PEOPLE???

[Alissa Fencsik @AlissaFencsik]

The empathetic mmmms of @Remember_Sarah , the outraged laughter eruptions of @yrfatfriend , and @RottenInDenmark 's growled intonation of "bag of dicks" is like a soundbath of sensible people noises. ❤️

[Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod]

We've waited two years for the perfect Maintenance Phase / You're Wrong About crossover and we finally found it!

Today's episode is THE SCARSDALE DIET MURDER and our special guest is @Remember_Sarah!

https://t.co/m1CRHBGSjF