Alissa Frances Kliegl

Head in the clouds, feet on the ground. Midwest drink slinger.

[Tom Felton @TomFelton]

Who cried in the first five minutes #ReturnToHogwarts

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

@patrickhinds Are you okay? I thought of you right away. ❤️😭

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

times are starting to feel precedented

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

“What is normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly.”

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

So like… Chicago. 😍

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

Sister (and brother-in-law) trip to Chicago! Suuuper pumped.

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

I don’t think I’m well-read. I think I’m well-read adjacent.

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

@eriklutz Love me some succession.

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

I want to fill the holes of all the promises I made to you.

[Iowa Men's Basketball @IowaHoops]

🗣 Bohannon: "I can’t even put it into words my emotions thinking about the players I passed on that list. I wanted to be like Jeff Horner when I was a little kid. I wouldn’t be able to get any of these assists without all the guys I’ve played with.” #Hawkeyes

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

i can’t wait to see all the fun commercials which one is your favorite one dms are open

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Leonardo DiCaprio's reaction to getting his first #Oscars statue engraved: "You do this every year? ... I wouldn't know."

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

You know you’re broke when you mix water in with your soap.

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

@eriklutz The Eburg school systems don’t. 😦

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

It’s been nearly five months since I found out schools don’t teach spelling anymore and I’ll never accept it.

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

The best part of the Super Bowl is the commercials... and explaining all the pop culture references to my mom. #SuperBowlLIV

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

Fun fact: my mom slams doors... and she isn’t even mad.

[Alissa Frances Kliegl @AlissaKliegl]

Most people are worried about the impeachment trial and I’m like, dude I need a battery for my car to run, for me to get to work to afford the battery... while I’m paying off my student loans and working two jobs. #ImpeachmentTrial