alissa. 💖

insta @ alissalucille || snapchat @ alissa1206 || Indiana Institute of Technology

[alissa. 💖 @AlissaLucille]

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.

[jezz @JezziiB]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

[☥ @rosiesrib]

obsessed with ancient egypt bc everyone wore eyeliner and u would be put to death for harming or killing a cat

[☆ @mermaidharr]

harry acting like a weirdo is back we’re so back

[andrea ✨ @hestkiss]

me in public my headphones

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

do you think the moon is happy that people are visiting her after so long

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[bunny @babybunnyrry]

obsessed with how he’s basically saying anyone who doesn’t like him is tasteless

[The Art Babe🥀🦋🇬🇭 @lindaniellaart]

Anytime I see this painting I have to retweet. It is so feminine and dreamy

[iceicebaby @onlycoments]

"give us complex female characters!" you can't even handle YELENA BELOVA.

[jane ౨ৎ 💋🪩 @prnstacherry]

and that, kids, is how you start a solo career

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[miia @miiagarro]

nobody is telling men they’re losers and that’s the problem

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

To every MAGA I ever was mean to, I’m so sorry.

I was simply not mean enough.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

in a perfect world he would’ve won a grammy for this

[cH(DIGH)ess 🪩🏳️‍🌈WENT TO ONO @handjobrry]

never beating the Bambi allegations

[everslay⸆⸉ ☁️ @everslay13]

i feel like if you voted for trump you should automatically be drafted for war