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“Big butt, bigger heart.” - Michael Scott

[alissa @AlissaLyn14]

Does anyone actually work the $25 VIP Support for @HopperSupport ??? 24/7 access to agents and there’s no one helping me!!! 🆘

[Barstool Hogs @BarstoolUA]

ARKANSAS IS GOING TO THE SWEET SIXTEEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1996

[alissa @AlissaLyn14]

WPS 🐗♥️

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It is what it is because Donald Trump is who he is.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I just took a drug test, and Trump came up positive.

[Alex Gaskarth @AlexGaskarth]

Please, for the love of whatever you hold dear to your heart, vote. ❤️

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

He called racial sensitivity training Racist

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

One day, presidential #debate technology will advance to the point that we’ll be able to give the moderator “mute” buttons so candidates don’t talk over each other. #debates2020 #PresidentialDebate

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

This is the first presidential debate that needs a cigarette break

[alissa @AlissaLyn14]

I have a headache #Debates2020

[Landon 🎬 @igotdefeverman]

@billyeichner "FOR A DOLLAR, HOW WILL YOU SAVE AMERICA?!"

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

FUCK YOU CHRIS WALLACE I SHOULD HAVE MODERATED THIS FUCKING THING

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Our baby girl is here, healthy & beautiful🙏🏽❤️to try put into words how i am feeling right now would be an impossible task. The love i feel for this tiny human is beyond my understanding.Grateful to know her, proud to call her mine, & thankful for the life we will have together x