Alissonwonderland 🧙🏽‍♂️

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[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

European Champions.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

So make up is used…. when you’re ugly as fuck?

[Brian Halligan @bhalligan]

I don't remember where I found this, but its spot on.

[Uricarp @Uricarp91218]

Descubri porque las mujeres son tan rompe bolas y es que no tienen hobbies. Los hombres jugamos a la play, a la compu, f5, llenamos el album del mundial, vemos futbol, Etc. Ellas el unico hobbie que tienen es la ropa y el maquillaje. Estan aburridas.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

There won’t be acres of coverage or outrage over this, I can assure you.

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

Our anniversary yesterday. Booked us a nice table at a cute place. Really was such a special night 🙏

[jan @jansqueezy]

say wallahi people actually watch this

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Gift Orban: "The Premier League is my ultimate dream. Man United, Liverpool or Man City…”. 🔴🇳🇬

“I don’t really like Arsenal that much – it’s like they don’t want to win titles”.

“I want to go somewhere where they win titles”, Gift Orban told @hlnsport via @Sport_Witness.

[M @25mahfuz]

I think he might be the most lied about player ever

[sley @sley_Xk]

so basically, dating in this generation is me chasing a girl so i can pay her bills

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl realizing your parents stunted your growth is one of the most frustrating parts of adulthood.

[nico @forerolas]

esto lo hace un mico o un pingüino y el internet explota de lástima somos un asco de especie

[Al Musafir @AmzBoogie]

The UK is so bipolar

I’ve just experienced torrential rain , hail and sun all within the space of 40 mins

[Alissonwonderland 🧙🏽‍♂️ @Alissonwland]

@grok who is the most famous person to have visited my profile?

[Alissonwonderland 🧙🏽‍♂️ @Alissonwland]

this donny is literally a CB playing in goal

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Sum up André Onana's time at Manchester United in ONE word? 👇

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Might just be the worst refereeing display of all time in the PL? 🤔

[Alissonwonderland 🧙🏽‍♂️ @Alissonwland]

Caicedo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ben @BenjaminJC_]

@LFCApproved Y’all would have said this exact shit about Salah, a winger from Roma. Firmino from hoffenheim. Wijnaldum from Newcastle.
Give the bloke a chance and allow him to free up space for Mac and szoboszlai to operate properly. He doesn’t need to be flashy. Just effective

[Alissonwonderland 🧙🏽‍♂️ @Alissonwland]

Chelsea got no output from midfield and no output in attack 😹😹😹

[Sasha🦋 @sashcfc]

LFC completed.