Old town road but if it was in CB
You got the baby in the back 👶🏻 the dad is prolly trash 🗑 tryna sell that Ipsy bag to get a lil caaash 💰
cheque day is a comin but you ain’t put your stub in
now your belly’s rumblin
you really fucked up man
Cant nobody afford notthhing
[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA
[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”