Alissa

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| 02/07/17 | 👼🏼 | 12/08/18

[Alissa @Alisssa20]

Old town road but if it was in CB
You got the baby in the back 👶🏻 the dad is prolly trash 🗑 tryna sell that Ipsy bag to get a lil caaash 💰
cheque day is a comin but you ain’t put your stub in
now your belly’s rumblin
you really fucked up man

Cant nobody afford notthhing

[Alissa @Alisssa20]

“Val? that’s cute, short for Valerie?”

“No, Valium 😊”

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

what if, instead of “going on dates”, and “putting myself out there”, i fucking screamed so hard that my vocal cords broke

[ana @shivlestat]

to me, this was cinema.

[Alissa @Alisssa20]

@ssavannahyoung Absolute SHAME

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

THIS !!!

[Alissa @Alisssa20]

“I hope my last breathe is a sigh of relief”

[ᴇʟʟɪᴇᴛʜᴇᴡᴏʀʟᴅ💽 @KawaiiZealot]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

cigarette breaks are the only time people take five minutes to ONLY focus on breathing. nicotine addiction is a meditative practice actually

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Remember when Leslie was listening to WAP for the first time 😭

[jame @kloogans]

what if jesus was named keith instead. keith christ

[Alissa @Alisssa20]

🙄🙄🙄

[mae @maespov]

girl drop the crystals and pick up a glock. let him feel ur energy fr

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

I don’t wanna BeReal I wanna BeLabotomized

[𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙮 ™️ @sn0ttyb0y]

i’ve been told that Atlantica Hotel is a sus place for sex trafficking in halifax so everyone please stay safe out there!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA

[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers

[ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads]

Shazam but for someone’s face at a party whose name you should know

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just now finding out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is news.

[sam @fluorescentrry]

diana rn with lizzie

[Alissa @Alisssa20]

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”