Alistair Robinson

Happy, curious (not Bi) boy who has a penchant for ventripotent felines.

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@BrewDogNotts I think I may of left my wallet at your place last night. It's black with hooker call cards and a first direct card in?

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I saw a Chinese man sneeze today & it got me thinking. I wonder if Eskimos can have hayfever? because there ain't no flowers in the arctic?

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I'd definitely swap shaving my face everyday for periods.

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Secret life of Cats is the best programme ever made.

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Imagine If nobody had any thumbs. How would we measure ginger?!

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Ventured into online dating on Mon, Ventured out Fri after being propositioned by a 44yr old.

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I swear I just found a whole tail in my pork scratchings.

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Finding spots in Notts on my day off.

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I left my wallet on my desk at work for 10 minutes and this happens.

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& this beer have made my day.

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These shoes.

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@rkhooks You need to play a song called Trip by a group called Vacationer. It's the best http://t.co/58MrJRoJhK and it's about a trip Winwin

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I've listened to nothing but Katy Perry for 2 whole days. Driving round nottingham with California Gurls blaring in my KA. 🐒

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I've got a van from work & I'm picking up stuff from Lincoln. This is my to do list thus far.

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Ive taken to wearing vests under my work shirt and polishing my shoes with the wax thats left on my hands after doing my hair in the morning

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After a monstrous day, a man decided to intentionally block my car in and wouldn't move it unless I phoned the police. 👍👍💃💃🚨🚓🐨🏊

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Dear @Spotify I love you, I really do. But your updates are killing me. They bring no benefits, just confusion. How do I even star anymore!!

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My first two "Top picks for Alistair" in Netflix are Clueless and Gossip Girl. Issues.

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Didn't realise opening hours had changed and I've arrived for work 2 hours early. 🐈🐈

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There's a contemporary gallery near my flat. I now want to make things.