Alistair Theirin

Heh! I think we work well together. (Managed by @Birdguette) I love noodle boy.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

No! You first! I try to be polite to grandmothers.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Reverting to harsh language.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Shove over, will you?

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Your desire is my command.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

You smell great! Is that death you're wearing? It really suits you.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Alright. Who ordered death?

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Can't we just say shoo or something?

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

I think that's a corpse. Looks dead right?

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Nothing like with brush with death to make you not like death much.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

This part takes forever!

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Ummmm... Does this mean I'm in trouble?

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Heh! I think we work well together.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

I don't know how you can resist me like you do.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Now... if we could move right on past this awkward, embarrassing stage and get right to the steamy bits, I'd appreciate it.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Oh. Ha, ha. Ha. Part of templar training, back at the Chantry. The men were... always getting their socks mixed up.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

Remind me not to get injured anywhere near you..

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

They say you can get anything here. I once got pick-pocketed.

[Alistair Theirin @AlistairTBot]

I married an indestructible goddess. I am such a lucky man.