Alister

He/it/they 🇨🇦 19 🫡 pfp: @voidt9_ ( @Gabe0805isfake is gone)

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

So, i've been thinking recently (shocker, i know) and i'm going to be getting rid of most of my social media, including Twitter.

I've had a lot of good times on here and met some very wonderful people, but i think this is the end of my account.

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

had sex: ✅️
faked id: ❌
had a bf/gf: ✅
gotten high: ✅️
had alcohol: ✅️
failed a class: dropped it before I failed
gone to the club: Bar?
smoked/vaped: ✅️
kissed someone: ✅️
gotten detention: ✅️
kicked from class: ✅️
cheated on a test: ✅
snuck out the house: ✅️

[Gabe🚦 @Gabe0805isfake]

had sex: ❌
faked id: ❌
had a bf/gf: ✅
gotten high: ❌
had alcohol: ❌
failed a class: ❌
gone to the club: ❌
smoked/vaped: ❌
kissed someone: ❌
gotten detention: ❌
kicked from class: ❌
cheated on a test: ✅
snuck out the house: ❌
I follow Da Rules

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@voidt9_ No, because it's actually so ridiculous!!

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@Gabe0805isfake It is my own fault, I have zero other skills and no education past high school 😔💔

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

Mannnn, the worst thing about working in a kitchen is summer. Who came up with this shit??? Like, "Hey yeah, it's 30° out, with the highest humidity possible, how about you stand next to 4 ovens, a grill, a flattop, 3 fryers, and 4 gas burners for 5-9 hours!"

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@angeln0e Me fr

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

how old was I when I first did these?

- kissing: 13
- having a partner: 13
- sex: not sharing...
- alcohol: 7 probably? (Wine on New Years)
- smoking: X
- weed: 18
- skipping school: 7
- drugs: 13 (prescription?)
- piercing: 3

[Gabe🚦 @Gabe0805isfake]

how old was I when I first did these?

- kissing: X
- having a partner: 16
- sex: X
- alcohol: X
- smoking: X
- weed: X
- skipping school: idk like 8 prob (but my parents always know)
- drugs: X (unless you mean like a prescription)
- piercing: X

I’m boring 🥀

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@SpiritBeeBoy @Gabe0805isfake That is so cool, i love that

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

NOOOOO, I JUST REALIZED I HAVE 6 IRL FRIENDS, AND ONE IS MY EX, AND TWO ARE IN THEIR LATE 20'S 💔

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@Gabe0805isfake WHAT?! THAT'S SICK AS FUCK

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@Gabe0805isfake Yooo, I'm famous

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

I went to my town's ONE store to get iced cream because the temperature is killing me, and I got mistaken for working there, and just bought my drinks and cookie dough, FORGETTING ICE CREAM, and now I'm fucked. I have no ice cream, i can't go back. I have nothing. :'>

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

Yo. If I'm tricked into eating raisins a 3rd time, i will scream.

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

I'm at a wedding, and Santa is here.

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

WHY IS SANTA DOING THE SPEACHES?????

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@Gabe0805isfake Yeahhhh, feeling cute today

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

I'mma be so upset if my friend bails on me for our hang out today, because my outfit is so fucking good. I do not want it to go to waste.

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@MissDaisy265

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@Gabe0805isfake

[Alister @Alisteriscrying]

@Gabe0805isfake OLDDDDDD 🫵🫵🫵 (happy birth of date!!!)