Alice

Love to dance and travel the world.

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

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[In arce @in_arce]

@FedeleAmico - Progetto “Immagine e memoria” dello storico D. Tansini (castelli archivi Brescia Cremona Lecco Pavia). http://t.co/YFKWaKLHwM

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

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[Alice @AlitasAlice]

Ikea is such a well-run store, they really cross their t's and dot their a's.

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

The last time I tried aromatherapy, I was caught in the elevator with a bunch of uncles.

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

Check out my new article in Cosmo, "1,001 Ways To Get Someone Un-Pregnant"!

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

"You're so lazy." "No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen into... carbon dioxide all day."

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It was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do.

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Responsible. Who wants to be responsible? Whenever anything bad happens, it's always "Who's responsible for this?"

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

So, I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out, and I was all like, OMg.

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If you finish a comeback with 'Bitch', it instantly becomes 1000x more powerful.

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Blind people are so lucky, I wish the government gave me free white-tipped rat ticklers.

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I hate that awkward outcast feeling when your friend meets up with a group of people you never met.

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

I'd be more optimistic if I thought it would help.

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop!

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Would I lie to you?... Again, I mean.

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

I can't wait until Kagan comes out with her brand of designer bagels, "Kegels".

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

I don't get why they call it a "test" when Rorschach just painted my mom as a Jew-spider over and over again...

[Alice @AlitasAlice]

Who you calling "Native Americans"?! We prefer "Native American-Americans."